Well hello there gaylords.. where do I start, eh?

I broke it off with my ex for good, she went nuts and deleted my facebook account and threatened to bash my face in with the nearest blunt object she could find.. then 2 weeks later she's begging for me to come back because she loves me so much. I laughed and said "No." just like that.. "No." dumb bitch. So what does gRim do when he's single? He macks it on. Firstly, I hook up with this chick a week later.. I'm all like "mad, new meat".. she was.. how do you say? A DEAD FUCKING ROOT. I'M TALKING STARFISH. She was in "pain" and I did all the work.. I was like "if we change positions.. we could do something that wouldn't hurt you.." no.. the bitch wanted to continue to be a dead root.. so I faked that I finished and went home. She's been annoying me ever since to go back. FUCK THAT.

Now, since I've been fucking bored and mostly stoned.. I've developed some badarse scars on my back. Hedge jumping.. yep, I'm 22 and still doing immature shit.

Last night I hooked up with the twin sister of a girl I used to date.. they're not identical.. this one is hotter now.. amd fuck. I lost it. This was like hardcore porn. I got my fucking shit on. Being the motherfucking stud I am, I had 3 girls call me while I was macking it with her. They're on the list for tonight.. in order.. except dead root is on there.. which is a last resort.. like.. I'd rather jack.

xl is back in the CS action. We've played a few and won them all.

On that note, I'm out. I need to go skate my new board and call some sluts.

Remember, don't show your missus a picture of me.. it'll only make you look bad.. and also I'd really hate to fuck them. BOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.