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Quick Reference
Manager: Brett
Male Model: JinX/gRim
Programming Team: Oksey/wepSpecial/atomic
Tech Support: h34d5h07
Pro-Wrestler: Johnny Jaxon
Male Fashion: hinata
Personal Trainer: JinX
Console Corner: tolk
Clown: rizE
Movie Star: electro
CZ Star: darko
Banter: jth
Team Lawyer: Adam Morrison
Super Cute: Electro
Team Dentist: reaxion
Token Asian: ragnarokEX
BullShit King: Cache

Personal Training
"Training so you can take your myspace pictures to the next level!"
Contact JinX for those tight buns you've always wanted.

Dental
"28/m/bored looking for some teeth to drill"
Contact reaxion to fix those buck teeth the kids teased you about in school.

Recruiting
Interested in joining xl ?
Drop gRim an email with your relevant details @ recruiting@xlayerlegion.com and we'll see what we can do. He is eagerly awaiting your emails, new recruits will be judged on the amount of emails they can send!

Due to Brett not receiving his latest woolworths cheque we are unable to recruit new members at this time, as Brett cannot afford the large salary associated with an xl contract.

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#xl on irc.gamesurge.net
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Welcome to the August Edition of the MIR
First up, for all the people wondering what tsc means, it is:

THATS SO CUTE

31/7
I started my duties a little early for August because i was so amped to be doing the MIR!!

(23:34:02) (@tolkaNo) i wanna be with a virgin girl that does anal only

(23:34:13) (@JinX`) thats why i love dating small skinny girls
(23:34:18) (@JinX`) i look like a giant cunt

With the absence of #xls cutest member 'SaihLer', Jinx has stepped up to fill in his place
(23:35:18) (@JinX`) frankdidy, have you ever wanted to become a professional counter-strike player?
(23:36:03) (frankdidy) wtf??

after many attempts we finally get an answer

(23:38:40) (@electro`) ANSWER THE QUESTION frankdidy
(23:38:54) (frankdidy) electro dude
(23:39:02) (frankdidy) yes to ur question
(23:39:24) (@meth[a]) BIG mistake

Uh oh!!!!

(23:40:01) —› mode: (JinX`) sets (+b *!~david_sed@78.056.dsl.brs.iprimus.net.au)
(23:40:01) —› this (*!~david_sed@78.056.dsl.brs.iprimus.net.au) ban affects (frankdidy)
(23:40:03) —› kick: (frankdidy) was kicked by (JinX`) (frankdidy)

1/8

I ask the #xl community to feel free to give me any information to fillup MIR, starting with fyfebe!!!!!

(00:06:27) (@electro`) feel free to give me some info for mir meth[a]
(00:07:26) (@meth[a]) ok
(00:07:30) (@meth[a]) ur cute!!!

another victim for Saih.. i mean Jinx!!

(17:44:29) (@JinX`) MADDOX, have u ever considered becoming a counter-strike professional ?
(17:44:34) (MADDOX) yeah
(17:44:36) (MADDOX) i told my gf
(17:44:39) (MADDOX) that im not going to uni
(17:44:42) (MADDOX) and that we have to have kids
(17:44:44) —› mode: (JinX`) sets (+b *!~maddox@d58-110-37-42.rdl6.qld.optusnet.com.au)
(17:44:44) —› this (*!~maddox@d58-110-37-42.rdl6.qld.optusnet.com.au) ban affects (MADDOX)
(17:44:47) —› kick: (MADDOX) was kicked by (JinX`) (MADDOX)

2/8

Brett secretly snapped a picture of Sherrif's GF:


Her face might not be much, but she has a slammin body!

(01:39:57) (@tolk-badguy) Pumped Up Paula: ok, well here in the US ours are open saturday so i would say you should see your money by friday
(01:39:58) (@tolk-badguy) Adam Morrison: ok then
(01:39:59) (@tolk-badguy) Adam Morrison: thank you for your help young man
(01:40:00) (@tolk-badguy) Pumped Up Paula: My name is Paula....
(01:40:01) (@tolk-badguy) Pumped Up Paula: Have a good day
(01:40:02) (@tolk-badguy) Pumped Up Paula: I'm happy I could help you today. Please feel free to send me an e-mail if I can be of further assistance. Have a great day! - - Pumped Up Paula
(01:40:04) (@tolk-badguy) Adam Morrison: ok bye paul

3/8

Whether it is Tolk and his endless porn spam, hams storys of himself being stoned or cute msn logs between Brett and his groupies everyone has a favourite moment in #xl.
During the next few days i will be asking the regulars there favourite #xl moments.

Starting with everyones favourite cute emo rockstar, Cache.

(17:36:35) (electro) What has been your favourite moment of xl?
(17:37:46) (Cache) saih leaving :)
(17:38:24) (electro) LOL
(17:39:07) (Cache) it's true.

Then i asked Gordan Freeman himself.

(17:46:46) (electro) what has been your favourite xl moment
(17:47:02) (atomic[john_4inch_moron]`) hrmm tough one
(17:47:11) (atomic[john_4inch_moron]`) probably ham radio

The idea of Tolk becoming a WWE wrestler came up in #xl today

(12:49:45) (@meth[a]) oi tolk
(21:49:47) (@meth[a]) once u get buff
(21:49:52) (@meth[a]) r u guna become a WWE wrestler!?!?
(21:51:05) (@electro) lol!!
(21:51:10) (@electro) 'The Bent Avenger'
(21:51:21) (atokyN) hahaha
(21:51:26) (@Brett) LMFDAO ASH
(21:51:43) (@electro) 'The Bentanator'
(21:51:49) (@tolkaNo) not really

4/8

(20:13:03) (atokyN) dont you hate it when you have a bat then you pull ur pants up and everything and an hour later you go to piss and then ur pubes are glued to ur dick from cum ._.

Today i bring you another installation of #xl memories, starting with everyones favourite cute asian ragnarokEX!

(21:08:10) (electro) What has been your favourite moment of xl?
(21:12:55) (ragnarokEX[a]) umm.. theres a couple meth farting on vent, hams fucked up links (specially the penis decapitation), tolk being tolkbolk and saih being emo

5/8

Today was a memorial day indeed. Everyones favourite token black man, Fawad, makes a suprise appearance on IRC. Currently working hard at the Tax office and gives me the news that he has met a special girl!! Congratulations Fawaduddin, hope she is the one!

(17:33:31) (@hn) i attended the first homosexual wedding in victoria
(17:33:44) (@hn) between grim and his anus
(17:34:01) (@hn) just between you and i
(17:34:11) (@hn) his anus decided it was going to bleed on the wedding day
(17:34:14) (@hn) because it got nervous
(17:34:34) (@hn) kinda like cold feet... bleeding anus

(17:37:11) (@hn) as sweet as meth's best man speech
(17:37:15) (@hn) at grim's wedding
(17:37:23) (@hn) he spoke of anus and how long they went back
(17:37:28) (@hn) and the good times (and the bad) that they'd had
(17:37:41) (@hn) including meth's days of violent diohrea and haemroids

Tolks self esteem came into question today

(19:52:38) (@tolkaNo) what self esteem
(19:52:43) (@tolkaNo) i didnt have any to begin with

So tolk, why don't you have any self esteem? #xl's main man Brett, came up with what he thought happened to it.

(19:53:13) (@Brett) all tolk's self-esteem got turned into muscle which ended up bending his cock

Tolk let us into why he has become a workout nut.

(22:52:14) (@tolkaNo) i think i work out cos i hate alot of people i see
(22:52:17) (@tolkaNo) i dont understand the ego
(22:52:25) (@tolkaNo) and i dont understand what theyve got to be proud about
(22:52:29) (@tolkaNo) theyre fucking nothing
(22:52:31) (@tolkaNo) to me

6/8

(22:12:42) (@tolk-badguy) i have soiled myself
(22:12:45) (@tolk-badguy) how embarassing

Not only is fyfebe a very talented cs player, he is also a very talented musician!!


(put the volume bar up)

7/8

Wanted:


For the violation of being un-cute and bringing in too many trolleys at once ._.

(21:04:52) (Wiz) my dad is so jealous of me never talks to me cause supposedly i "flirt with mum" too much

8/8

For the last installation of #xl moments

(14:59:46) (electro) what has been you favourite xl moment
(15:01:02) (Dippy) LOL
(15:01:06) (Dippy) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(15:02:04) (Dippy) When I met up with Tolk and pretended to start doing anal but I shat on his chest instead
(15:02:19) (Dippy) oops nvm that hasn't happened
(15:02:21) (Dippy) yet

(15:00:21) (electro) what has been your favourite xl moment
(15:01:38) (gRim[a]) this is tough, there's been so many
(15:02:08) (gRim[a]) do you mean whilst being in a war?
(15:02:23) (electro) nah
(15:02:25) (electro) #xl
(15:02:57) (gRim[a]) oh, it would definitely be ham radio

(15:11:15) (electro) what has been your favourite #xl moment
(15:11:22) (JinX[a]) LOL
(15:12:20) (JinX[a]) i thought it was funny when tolks dick got leaked into the channel, and everyone was rofl'n at bENTness
(15:12:38) (JinX[a]) tolkbulk
(15:13:43) (electro) tolKbolK?
(15:14:23) (JinX[a]) thats the one

(15:08:35) (electro) tolk-badguy
(15:17:23) (electro) what has been your favourite #xl moment ?
(15:20:01) (tolk-badguy) christmasdecorations.jpg

The picture in question is none other than the famous tolKbolK



(18:09:26) (Cache) i opened http://images.heaven666.org/images/witch.jpg with my mum in the room
(18:09:30) (Cache) it wasn't pleasant

9/8

Big #xl good luck goes out to Brett who starts his HSC trials today!

Fun filled day for tolk at the High Vibe Tribe
(16:59:44) (@tolkaNo) im back from hvt
(17:14:03) (@tolkaNo) the bus was like 30 mins away
(17:14:09) (@tolkaNo) so i went to coles and got some glucosamines
(17:18:15) (@electro) lol tolk!!
(17:18:19) (@electro) whatd u do for hvt
(17:22:08) (@tolkaNo) pumpkin
(17:20:22) (@tolkaNo) made soup
(20:43:44) (@tolkaNo) it was heaps thick
(20:43:47) (@tolkaNo) cos we didnt have a blender
(20:43:57) (@tolkaNo) so we ate it with a fork lol

(23:43:21) (@meth[a]) im still wearing my work shirt, pants, and soiled underwear

10/8

idlers in #xl had to deal with a fiery tolk today

(17:22:01) (@tolkaNo) wtf where is the rage playlist
(17:22:07) (@tolkaNo) its fucking 5 pm
(17:22:24) (@electro`) ITS AN OUTRAGE
(17:22:55) (@tolkaNo) yep

(18:16:48) (@tolkaNo) wtf
(18:16:54) (@tolkaNo) WHERES THE RAGE PLAYLIST
(18:16:56) (@tolkaNo) AYYHBYBFOUFBGBUEGB84328543HG

not a pretty sight!!

11/8

Massive win for everyones favourite emo in poker;

(19:54:10) (cachessyrian[a]) Dealer: Soliak wins the pot ($222.50) with two pair,
(19:54:11) (cachessyrian[a]) Aces and Nines
(19:54:37) (cachessyrian[a]) DRINKS ARE ON ME FAGGOTS

See you all in #TolkNet for the massive drink up, bring girls!!

Some more discussion about Tolks bentness came up today

(20:02:24) (@Brett) imagine pissing at a trough and it hitting the guy standing next to you
(20:02:39) (@Brett) cause ur cocks so bent that u could piss on an angle if u were standing straight at the trough
(20:03:38) (@Brett) thats tolk

12/8

(00:31:18) (@meth[a]) lol
(00:31:31) (@meth[a]) i bet cache has invented his own "it" like mr garrison did on southpark
(00:31:47) (@meth[a]) and he droves around with "it" in his arse, mouth and both his hands

Where can buy one? - Dippy

(00:40:42) (@meth[a]) when i was unpacking the load
(00:40:46) (@meth[a]) i needed a piss hell bad
(00:40:49) (@meth[a]) but i cbf going upstairs
(00:40:55) (@meth[a]) so i got a empty flower tub
(00:40:59) (@meth[a]) went into the coolroom
(00:41:00) (@meth[a]) and pissed in it

(17:06:51) (@tolkaNo) i got this chick on msn i was arguing with
(17:06:57) (@tolkaNo) and then i asked if she liked cum in her ass
(17:07:00) (@tolkaNo) and shes like yes
(17:07:05) (@tolkaNo) and it turned sexual so seemlessly
(17:07:23) (@electro) your such a charmer
(17:07:27) (@tolkaNo) yep

13/8

(22:32:51) (Cache) i had sex in the disabled toilet at school
(22:32:54) (Cache) the chick in there was taking a shit and i just went in there and popped it in her. (Possibly Edited)

Based on the show Big Brother, comes;
BIG MOTHER.
6 Contestants battle it out not on the sunny Australian Gold Coast, but at tolks house!!



With Mrs. Morrison as BIG MOTHER.
There can only be one winner.

Heres a little snippet on what we could expect in the house!

(19:30:22) (@JinX) they should make an xl version of big brother
(19:30:30) (@JinX) all the xl lads in 1 house
(19:30:41) (@atomicute`) tolks jsut beating off all day
(19:30:46) (@atomicute`) nobody would vote him off
(19:30:51) (@atomicute`) cause we wouldnt want to disturb him

(19:30:46) (@JinX) dippy as the female
(19:30:52) (@JinX) how many of us would go for her
(19:31:06) (Hermione) tolk would nail her first
(19:31:09) (@Brett) dippy on the spit
(19:31:24) (Hermione) nah tolks slamming her and jinx is lifting them both

(19:30:52) (Hermione) meth just shits all day
(19:30:59) (+darko) and farts
(19:31:00) (@meth[a]) id be the one who defiles the toilets
(19:32:21) (@meth[a]) id use all the gym equipment, and shit allover the stuff

(19:31:00) (+losty[a]) atomicute` would turn it into a complexity house thing
(19:31:06) (@atomicute`) id be praccing cs

14/8

Jinx tried to step up and become the newest 'newreflexkid' but was un successful, better luck next time bud


Bretts top6 worst things he's seen in his life

1. (18:13:13) (@Brett) one was on ogrish.com of a pic
2. (18:13:13) (@Brett) the other was the dudes cutting their dick off
3. (18:11:39) (@meth[a]) imagine sherrifs naked body!
(18:11:51) (@Brett) ive seen it LOL
(18:11:53) (@Brett) when we did PE
(18:11:55) (@meth[a]) dear GOD
(18:12:01) (@Brett) fkn 3rd worst thing ive seen in my life
(18:12:13) (@Brett) so many stretch marks
4. (18:13:43) (@Brett) bigpimple.avi comes in 4th
5. (18:13:03) (@electro) prob some fat 13yr old groupie naked
(18:13:38) (@Brett) yer thats 5th ash
6.. (18:14:01) (@Brett) tolk comes in 6th
(18:14:05) (@Brett) tolkbulk.jpg

(20:59:45) (@tolkaNo) www.tolkano.net/tolk-xplode.jpg
(20:59:50) (@electro) r u gonan explode with that stuff tolk
(20:59:54) (@tolkaNo) YEP
(21:02:32) (@electro) maybe youll explode and your dick will bend the right way

15/8

Today, we take a step back in time, to when tolk was at school!

(16:55:52) (@tolkaNo) oh man 1 time everyone was doing all this stuff for christmas
(16:55:57) (@tolkaNo) and this 1 kid jonathon wasnt allowed
(16:56:02) (@tolkaNo) cos he didnt believe in christmas
(16:56:04) (@tolkaNo) but he was white
(16:56:07) (@tolkaNo) guess he was a jew
(16:56:15) (@tolkaNo) but he got to play lego
(16:56:18) (@tolkaNo) lucky bastard
(16:57:14) (@tolkaNo) i had a few downy kids at my school, actual downers
(16:57:22) (@tolkaNo) and the boy one would always pull his pants down and spit everywhere
(16:57:26) (@tolkaNo) and chase girls around
(16:57:40) (@tolkaNo) with this tiny bold tallywacker
(16:57:44) (@tolkaNo) it was just hilarious
(16:57:51) (Hermione) Did he ever get them?
(16:57:59) (@tolkaNo) nah they ran like the wind
(16:58:04) (@tolkaNo) and downy kids are heaps slow
(16:58:27) (@tolkaNo) the girl downer used to take like 3/4 of lunch time to eat a sandwich
(16:58:48) (@tolkaNo) oh and one time i was reading a beavis and butthead comic and it got confiscated and they called my dad and shit, but my dad bought it for me
(16:58:50) (@tolkaNo) so he didnt care
(16:59:46) (@electro`) lol
(16:59:51) (@electro`) were you the downy boy tolk
(16:59:55) (@tolkaNo) yes

But, the question im SURE your all waiting for

(17:04:41) (@electro`) was ur penis still bent when you were at school
(17:04:52) (@tolkaNo) i guess

(17:20:21) (@electro`) oi tolk
(17:20:44) (@tolkaNo) wat
(17:20:51) (@electro`) could u say, your bent on love?
(17:20:58) (@tolkaNo) right now?
(17:21:03) (@electro`) yea
(17:21:08) (@tolkaNo) im bent on love

Congratulations to Brett on finishing his HSC trials, Big night planned with sherrif i hear!!

16/8

Tolks day out @ Hvt/KFC



(17:46:16) (@tolkaNo) hope i get to bed early tonite
(17:46:20) (@tolkaNo) hvt was draining
(17:46:58) (@atomicute`) what did you do ?
(17:47:04) (@tolkaNo) went to the city
(17:47:10) (@tolkaNo) had lunch at the food court
(17:47:13) (@tolkaNo) had a look around
(17:47:29) (@tolkaNo) had some kfcs
(17:47:58) (@tolkaNo) i had a bacon n cheese combo
(17:48:01) (@tolkaNo) with a pepsi max
(17:48:05) (@tolkaNo) and 3 crispy strips

(21:37:08) (bulbasaur`) my dad walked in before with these icecreams
(21:37:10) (bulbasaur`) theyre called golden gaytimes
(21:37:12) (bulbasaur`) anyway..
(21:37:15) (Dippy) ...........
(21:37:18) (bulbasaur`) he goes "do you want a gaytime?"
(21:37:21) (bulbasaur`) im like "yeah ok"
(21:37:28) (bulbasaur`) and he goes "well go get a boyfriend then HAHA"
(21:37:30) (bulbasaur`) i was like "-_-"

17/8

(18:45:51) (@tolkaNo) MISSY ELLIOTT Work It (Warner)
(18:48:29) (@electro) can i work you tolk
(18:49:33) (@tolkaNo) no

(22:16:10) (Joal) http://b.wouldyouhitthis.com/member_files/2004/05/30/58010/pics/03636310011295318792962.jpg
(22:34:27) (@electro) LOL thats tolk dick
(22:34:32) (+dest`BruceCampbell) LOL
(22:34:44) (+dest`BruceCampbell) you actually recognise another mans penis ._.

<3 tolk

18/8

Welcome phoeniX to the tolknet crew!

(20:05:59) (phoeniX) electro...?
(20:06:07) (@electro) want to trial?
(20:06:29) (phoeniX) sure y not
(20:06:36) (@electro) tag up
(20:06:45) (@electro) TolkNet|phoeniX
(20:07:17) —› mode: (electro) sets (+v phoeniX)
(20:07:28) (+phoeniX) y do i feel things out of place.
(20:07:53) (@electro) u wanna trial or not
(20:08:02) (+phoeniX) trailing for wat?
(20:08:07) (@electro) css ?
(20:09:18) (@electro) tagup pls its for trialers
(20:10:42) (@electro) . __ .
(20:11:01) (+phoeniX) tag up in irc?
(20:11:20) (JSA|STiZ[GSU]) lol another pic of some1 passed out on couch
(20:11:22) (@electro) yea
(20:11:46) —› nick: (phoeniX) is now known as (TolkNet|phoeniX)
(20:12:07) (TolkNet|phoeniX) .__.

Some xl.dod groupying went on today while playing

(12:45:48) (@electro) L33t_Of_Lag: reflex i still think ur full of shit
(12:45:49) (@electro) L33t_Of_Lag: there is no way in the world u can scope and shoot like that
(12:45:58) (@electro) L33t_Of_Lag: him and the other bloke in his clan

19/8

xl crowned world cz champions after wD forfeit
To help celebrate xl's win, download your own personal sherrif background!


20/8

[00:28:59] [@tolk-badguy]: when i get my first root
[00:29:03] [@tolk-badguy]: im gonna be in here with pictures
[00:29:06] [@JinX`]: AHAHAH
[00:29:08] [@tolk-badguy]: maybe video

have your own 'first root' video and want to share it with the people of #xl? send your videos to admin@xlayerlegion.com

Teamdown for Mr.Universe in aupug
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 3 / 2 ) killed kluxen ( 1 / 3 ) with grenade
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 4 / 2 ) killed imrtl ( 0 / 3 ) with ak47
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 5 / 2 ) killed * ( 4 / 3 ) with ak47
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 6 / 2 ) killed 1800 reverse ( 0 / 3 ) with ak47
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » Round ended » Winner: Terrorists » Score: Counter Terrorists: 5 Terrorists: 13
(14:47:14) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 7 / 2 ) killed phoeniX* ( 1 / 4 ) with ak47
(14:47:32) (@electro`) tsc

Today we have "black english" class with Brett, he will help educate us how to talk "black"

(21:22:37) (@Brett) - Brétt - says:
(21:22:37) (@Brett) suP
(21:22:37) (@Brett) oNe LoVe CuM sTanD unDeR Mii UmBreLLa xxx says:
(21:22:37) (@Brett) na'en.......

(21:26:49) (@Brett) 'n' tnx fo' bein' nyc to me fridae nyt!!!...
(21:26:50) (@Brett) in mii drunken state....
(21:26:50) (@Brett) ur a champ
(21:27:00) (@Brett) some more blackness for ur books

(21:33:06) (@tolk-badguy) my dad went to the doctor
(21:33:10) (@tolk-badguy) cos he had a lump on his chest
(21:33:13) (@tolk-badguy) turns out hes just fat

21/8

(13:48:16) *DEAD* zilch : im 17 u dum fuck, if i was 20 i'd come to ur gym right now. and fuck u up.
(13:48:16) *DEAD* |xl|.JinX[4DC] : well why arnt u 20
(13:48:16) *DEAD* Bo$$Man : hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
(13:48:16) *DEAD* phoeniX* : wats age got to do with going to the gym?
(13:48:16) *DEAD* hey there delilah : i love e-thugs
(13:48:18) |xl|.JinX[4DC] : you idiot
(13:48:20) |xl|.JinX[4DC] : get a job
(13:48:22) |xl|.JinX[4DC] : drive
(13:48:24) zilch : but now ur've run ur mouth i'd kill you and ur faggot friends
(13:48:26) zilch : you made the worst mistake of ur life
(13:48:28) zilch : showing me who u are so i can fuck u up

A promising matchup in the making! visit #TolkNet for more information about it!

(23:36:12) (@tolkaNo) my mum did 5 reps of my old barbell
(23:36:15) (@tolkaNo) with no weights on it
(23:36:19) (@tolkaNo) until she got to failure
(23:36:24) (@tolkaNo) then asked if i could use less weights
(23:36:27) (@tolkaNo) when there were none on it

Super Cute ride

22/8
A special gift for all MIR readers today, tolks latest pic of his work out results!



(16:01:01) (@Brettt) omfg
(16:01:05) (@Brettt) @ guys at my school hooking up
(16:01:46) (@electro) rofl
(16:01:55) (@electro) is it u and sherrif
(16:02:06) (@Brettt) yeah

(23:57:48) (@tolk-badguy) im a cop you idiot

23/8

Congratulations goes to phoeniX who successfully got a job over the week, and by the looks of it, hes working really hard at it!

(13:15:02) (phoeniX) Steam Rating:10 - EAGLES SCREAM! Playing time:85.8 hrs this week 1. Counter-Strike
(13:15:02) (phoeniX) 81.7 hrs 2. Condition Zero

Tolks adventures of hvt!

(16:20:01) (@tolkaNo) bak
(16:21:49) (@tolkaNo) not many ppl came
(16:21:53) (@tolkaNo) so there was alot of food
(16:21:55) (@tolkaNo) i ate 4 tacos
(16:24:15) (@electro) what else did you do
(16:25:39) (@tolkaNo) had discussion
(16:25:41) (@tolkaNo) on keeping fit
(16:25:51) (@electro) did you tell everyone about your bench
(16:25:58) (@tolkaNo) no
(16:26:32) (@tolkaNo) this fat guy was telling me about all the exercise he does
(16:26:34) (@tolkaNo) like hours worth
(16:26:36) (@tolkaNo) i thought wtf
(16:26:39) (@tolkaNo) why is he so fat then

a massive bonus to the MIR readers, jinx without a top on!

hot diggady!

Tolk ponders on the possibility of a sixth sense
(23:54:11) (@tolkaNo) u know what would be awesome
(23:54:20) (@tolkaNo) if u became so adept at telling if a chick was into anal
(23:54:23) (@tolkaNo) by looking at her face
(23:54:26) (@tolkaNo) like a 6th sense
(23:54:56) (@meth[a]) would u cry if u were doing it, and liquid shit spat out
(23:55:10) (@tolkaNo) nah but i wouldnt be impressed..
(23:55:35) (@meth[a]) think of all the bacteria thatll go into your dick
(23:55:58) (@tolkaNo) wear a rubber
(23:56:07) (@meth[a]) thank fuck i only wash mine once a month, so 80% of the time its clogged up with dick cheese
(23:56:20) (@tolkaNo) youre a fucken filthy cunt

They ended up making tolks 'awesome plan' a movie which he starred in

24/8
Today is the 1month anniversary of the dissapearance of SaihLer. Where is he? no one really knows. Maybe he is in the UK with "Olga".
The people of #xl came up with a few explanations with where he might be, and who he really is

(16:11:31) (jth[a]) we found this guys myspace that used to go to my school he turned gay pictures of him and is bf at mardi gras with whips
(16:12:16) (@Brettt) that's something i can see saihler being involved with
(16:12:29) (@Brettt) i bet there is some gay festival on atm and that's where he is
(16:14:34) (@electro) month long sausage fest
(16:15:43) (@Brettt) olga was just an excuse to leave the country
(16:15:53) (@Brettt) but really he had a saihling for cock

(16:17:29) (@Brettt) \someone said he sounds like john howard.. and he's gone MIA because of the upcoming election and he's too busy bagging out kevin rudd
(16:17:40) (@Brettt) so he could very well be mr. howard

(16:17:49) (@Brettt) or he's just camping out with tolkano in his crib
(16:17:59) (@Brettt) got a laptop and just sits on tolks weight bench all day
(16:18:09) (jth[a]) tolk is benching him

(16:25:59) (@Brettt) http://www.tolkano.net/images/bench.jpg
(16:26:06) (@Brettt) thats where saih is rumoured to be staying

25/8
The 2nd cutest day of the year was today, my birthday! big thanks goes out to sherrif and the crew


26/8
WCG.au went into action today with some very CUTE play. Congratulations to SQL for winning it and to rize for being the best CS player in Aus.


Starting bids start at $1000 for this signed picture of rize, the money will be going to tolks "cutemobile" fund.

(20:43:05) (phoenix`) Wiz``: ive had a wet dream over my sister
(20:43:05) (phoenix`) Wiz``: since i told her she always teases me
(20:43:05) (phoenix`) Wiz``: full flurts with me n shit

27/8

The latest addition to the shit club

NOT SAFE

(21:37:08) (@Brett) WHO DID THAT LMFAO
(21:37:10) (@meth[a]) my brothers friend
(21:37:10) (@meth[a]) my brothers friend
(21:37:11) (@meth[a]) LOL
(21:37:29) (@meth[a]) some girl went into the toilet
(21:37:30) (@meth[a]) straight after
(21:37:39) (@Brett) LMFAO!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(21:37:41) (@Brett) LMFAO!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(21:37:47) (@Brett) i would literally RUN
(21:37:54) (@meth[a]) he did lol
(21:37:58) (@meth[a]) he walked out the store
(21:38:06) (@meth[a]) then bolted across the main road
(21:38:07) (@meth[a]) LOL
(21:38:20) (@meth[a]) and the lady came out and screamed "SOMEONE SHAT ON THE FUCKING TOILET"

(21:06:49) (@tolkaNo) i got a chick like that on msn
(21:06:53) (@tolkaNo) she honestly looks 12
(21:06:56) (@tolkaNo) but shes filo
(21:09:52) (@tolkaNo) i got a 250mb vid of her camming on msn
(21:09:58) (@tolkaNo) she shows me her butthole and fingers herself etc
(21:12:58) (cache[a]) did u show her ur big horse tolk
(21:13:07) (@tolkaNo) yeh i showed her my donger
(21:13:09) (@tolkaNo) of course

28/8

(20:05:41) (@tolkaNo) hvt this thuraday
(20:05:43) (@tolkaNo) oh wait
(20:05:46) (@tolkaNo) its not on fuck
(20:05:50) (@electro) lol

sounds like no outside time for tolk this week :(

(20:15:16) (@tolkaNo) adam says:
(20:15:17) (@tolkaNo) u ever squirted from being fucked in the ass?
(20:15:17) (@tolkaNo) monet: says:
(20:15:17) (@tolkaNo) yes
(20:15:22) (@tolkaNo) adam says:
(20:15:22) (@tolkaNo) thats awesome

lol gay, cache in his un-emo prime


30/8

Sorry for the First MIR day off yesterday, there wasnt much to report.

(18:23:13) (@electro) mir tomorrow
(18:23:15) (@electro) are you excited
(18:23:40) (ragnarokEX[a]) yes

#xl Mr. Universe recieved his own personal bow today, he tells us that it helps him with his aim in CS


and in action!

pew pew!

31/8

As the last day of August finally comes, the anticipation mounds for the 'epic' release of MIR
(00:11:17) (@ragnarokEX[a]) mir is gona be sweet
(00:11:41) (@ragnarokEX[a]) 18hours for mir

(10:17:39) (@JinX`training) SO KEEN FOR THE MIR
(10:18:02) (@JinX`training) ive got a personal training session at 5:30 till 6:30, im gonna dash it home read it then goto jujitsu, even if im late ;D

(15:24:42) (@Atom[a]`) MIR today !~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(15:24:52) (@Atom[a]`) 2hrs 33minutes

(17:13:14) (@Atom[a]`) cant wait
(17:13:17) (@Atom[a]`) 45 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that concludes this months edition of MIR. Hope you enjoyed it!
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