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In 12 easy steps of payments of $9.95* you too can be super cute like Saihler**. In fact due to Saihlers absence the rank of super cute is now open in xl, it could be you kicking pesky idlers and banning cache during recitings of his daily speels of bullshit.

Each purchase includes a full A4 page detailing expert tips on how to increase your cuteness.

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Payment can be made directly to paypal account andrewplace2002@hotmail.com****, or alternatively direct deposit may be accepted as per arrangement.

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*Each payment increases by a value of $10 per step.
**May not work if your name is sherrif, God help you.
***Shipping costs $99.95 Australia Wide.
****Payment does not nessecarily guarantee service or the advertised deal