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Quick Reference
Manager: Brett
Male Model: JinX/gRim
Programming Team: Oksey/wepSpecial/atomic
Tech Support: h34d5h07
Pro-Wrestler: Johnny Jaxon
Male Fashion: hinata
Personal Trainer: JinX
Console Corner: tolk
Clown: rizE
Movie Star: electro
CZ Star: darko
Banter: jth
Team Lawyer: Adam Morrison
Super Cute: Electro
Team Dentist: reaxion
Token Asian: ragnarokEX
BullShit King: Cache

Personal Training
"Training so you can take your myspace pictures to the next level!"
Contact JinX for those tight buns you've always wanted.

Dental
"28/m/bored looking for some teeth to drill"
Contact reaxion to fix those buck teeth the kids teased you about in school.

Recruiting
Interested in joining xl ?
Drop gRim an email with your relevant details @ recruiting@xlayerlegion.com and we'll see what we can do. He is eagerly awaiting your emails, new recruits will be judged on the amount of emails they can send!

Due to Brett not receiving his latest woolworths cheque we are unable to recruit new members at this time, as Brett cannot afford the large salary associated with an xl contract.

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#xl on irc.gamesurge.net
#tolkNet on irc.gamesurge.net

Probably the least anticipated MIR in history, im hoping it is surprisingly enjoyable !
SAIH is still MIA !!

tolk is listening too :: MIR September feat. cup chicks.mp3

For the first time ever, you can listen to the lyrical stylings of xl legend ham whilst you read the MIR

1/9
JinX opens up with another quality photo of himself, absolutely blind.

oh and for those wondering brett is still alive, just fully stressed over the HSC (he's gunna fail anyway)

2/9
Fun with tolk

[@tolkaNo]: electro calls me
[@tolkaNo]: and has some chick saying
[@tolkaNo]: she wants my bent penis in her arse
[@electro]: HEY
[@electro]: RIOFFOFL

3/9
Cache gets his daily dose of banter, for being a raging homosexual
think chris crocker with black emo hair and you've pretty much got cache

[@JinX[a]]: when its inside the cave of mystery?
[+dest`BruceCampbell]: ur ass
[@JinX[a]]: LOL
[@JinX[a]]: nah thats the cave of exitry
[+dest`BruceCampbell]: lol
[+dest`BruceCampbell]: entry for Cache
[@JinX[a]]: LOL
[Cache]: FUCK UP

we played some counter-strike war (yes they're so infrequent they deserve MIR spots) and surprisingly won, we only had 4 players so we had tensh lend a hand !
on another note tensh has never seen good will hunting ... loser

4/9
Saih where are you .. would you believe cache has taken his place ?

[cachemo]: Je5us, have you ever considered counter strike as a career?
[Je5us]: yes i have LOL

doesn't have the same style but damn he's trying.

We play another counter-strike comp match and had soren fill in as our super sub this time, got up as usual.

And finally brett checks in, he seems highly stressed over his HSC
[@Brett]: oi LOL at this thing today i had a boner and had to stand up
[@Brett]: fuck it was hard
[desafiante]: LOL
[@Brett]: was like a year 12 assembly about the formal
[@Brett]: "brett come up and get ur invitation"
[@Brett]: "nah i'll be right.."
[desafiante]: LOL
[desafiante]: hahaha
[@Brett]: "brett come up now"
[desafiante]: 'i am up'
[@electro`]: tucker it
@Brett walks up with hands in pocket
[@Brett]: LOL
[@Brett]: I AM UP
[@Brett]: LOL
Hang in there brett it will all be over soon !

5/9
TOLK BOLK, THE ORIGINAL IS FOUND

i think congrats to joel, who found it
BIG HORSE (Definitatly NSFW)

we have made multiple back up copy's such that such this treasure can never be lost again.

6/9
We put together an age of empires 2 team consisting of me,jinx and rag .. cause we dont have enough people to play counter-strike

Channel irregular losty shows his true colours, really prooving to everyone how badass he can be.
[+losty[a]]: mum left me the credit card to sell the car online
[+losty[a]]: watch me buy something with it
[+losty[a]]: mousepad or something
[+losty[a]]: haha

7/9
the origins of cup chicks are unknown but progated by meth and rag it has struk a cord with a lot of the xl idlers and remains in their minds forever.

for those wondering:

[Nordic_Narcissist]: oi tim
[Nordic_Narcissist]: what's cupchicks
[mortis`byrney[a]]: i hate this channel
[mortis`byrney[a]]: every sip of beer i had last night
[mortis`byrney[a]]: cupchicks is a chick shitting into a (schooner) glass
[mortis`byrney[a]]: and then they eat it

8/9
random xl/tolk trivia
[@JinX`training]: youth allowance
[@tolkaNo]: yeah thats right actually
[@tolkaNo]: i dont get youth
[@tolkaNo]: cos im 21
[@tolkaNo]: i get newstart
[@JinX`training]: cool
[@tolkaNo]: $220 a week dude

tolks short lived pyramid scheme was his best attempt at finding work in his life, he now firmly resides on the dole.

random idlers are filled with the joys of cupchicks, i don't think we've seen him since ??
[@electro`]: im showing my friend cupchicks
[@Brett]: LOL I SHOWED 2 GUYS TONIGHT
[@Brett]: they were so disgusted by it
[@Brett]: it turned one guy off the hamburgers we had
[devii[cp]]: ??
[devii[cp]]: cupchicks?
[@Brett]: www.cupchicks.com
[@electro`]: LOL
[@electro`]: rofl
[@electro`]: i nearlyt puked again
[devii[cp]]: OMFG
[devii[cp]]: WTF
[@electro`]: ROFL
[devii[cp]]: DUDE
[devii[cp]]: em
[@Brett]: keep watching
[devii[cp]]: erm
[@Brett]: u gotta watch the whole thing
[@reaxion[4DC]]: i'm horny
[devii[cp]]: no fucking way

9/9
[@tolk-badguy]: im gonna not shave tonight
[@tolk-badguy]: and see how far i can take it
[@electro`]: lol tolk
[@electro`]: i havent shaved
[@electro`]: in like nearly 2 months now :S

electro.unshaved.XXX.jpg coming soon

Ninja rag !!!!!!!!!!!!
[cachessyrian]: oi jinx
[cachessyrian]: pm me the pass to xl vent pw
[cachessyrian]: so i can wake up rag
[cachessyrian]: and make him play dota
[cachessyrian]: kgo
[@JinX`training]: i dont know it
[cachessyrian]: im bout to go home =(!
Quit:04 (cachessyrian04) (00~Cache@124.148.66.2404) (0Quit: ur a fkn lebo wannabe rapist your the real deal though busta)
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: cache is gone
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: its ok to talk now
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: LOL
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: he was stalking me on vent
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: to play dota
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: ahahahaha
[desafiante]: LOL
[@JinX`training]: LOLOL
[@electro`]: rofl

10/9
Here we go again ...

[@electro`]: http://filecabi.net/video/disgusting_lesbo_sex.html
[@electro`]: oh my fucking GOD
[@Federer[a]`]: pass
[@electro`]: WHAT THE FUCK [@electro`]: WHAT THE FUCK
[@Federer[a]`]: :(
[@electro`]: cupchicks v2

[@tolk-badguy]: then i put me shirt on me knee
[@tolk-badguy]: and lay my head on it
[@tolk-badguy]: while i shit\
[+dest`BruceCampbell]: are you seriosu
[@tolk-badguy]: yeah
[@tolk-badguy]: tires me out
[@tolk-badguy]: so i have a little shit/nap

11/9
the xl mystery man, i am unable to tell you who this is, but i can definitely tell you that this picture is someone who idles in #xl .. GUESS WHO ??

12/9
[@electro`]: dont ever link kiddie porn
[jth]: you get arrested for that tolk
[@tolkaNo]: why
[@tolkaNo]: theres no porn
[@tolkaNo]: its a site
[@tolkaNo]: for girl lovers
[@tolkaNo]: and boy lovers
[+chiq]: its still illegal moron
[@tolkaNo]: how
[@Federer[a]`]: tolkron ?
[+losty[a]]: lol you're a fucking idiot tolk
[@tolkaNo]: lol
[@tolkaNo]: i registered on the forums

its okay, tolks 12 years old at heart ;D

13/9
Heres a thought provoker, you know when you're younger every now and then someone asks you would you rather be eaten by ants or lions .. or something stupid. Heres a real life situation, what would you choose ?

[@Federer[a]`]: some paedophile got offered the option of either life in jail, or to be castrated
[@Federer[a]`]: what would you choose ?
*thinks*

[@Federer[a]`]: mildly scarred
[@Federer[a]`]: slightly frightened
[@Federer[a]`]: extremely worried
[@Federer[a]`]: petrified.
[@electro`]: oh my god
[@electro`]: cute.
[@Federer[a]`]: ;D
[@Federer[a]`]: thats the stages of cute

14/9
[@electro`]: i wonder if tolks getting laid at this very moment
[@Federer[a]`]: well we'll know later when he brings video in
[+desafiante]: oh is she visiting right now?!
[@electro`]: maybe!!
[+desafiante]: if he kisses her
[+desafiante]: and gets pics
[+desafiante]: ill donate money LOL
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: whats this?
[+desafiante]: a girl is visiting adam
Unsurprisingly, it all turned out to be untrue

15/9
Life lesson with tolk, take note !

[+losty[a]]: lol @ saving wyht pics
[+losty[a]]: your half stalker half child porn addict tolk-badguy
[@tolk-badguy]: wha
[@tolk-badguy]: u gotta save em dude
[@tolk-badguy]: cos they close their acct
[+losty[a]]: no, you don't
[+losty[a]]: so?
[@tolk-badguy]: if they close their acct
[@tolk-badguy]: u cant see em anymore
[@tolk-badguy]: thats why u save

16/9
rags keen hits an astonishing 9000, electro XXX Unshaved released

LEO ???

17/9
[@tolkaNo]: do u think if i like to watch chicks get slapped around
[@tolkaNo]: im fucked up somehow
[@tolkaNo]: psychologically

no tolk that is completely normal.

19/9 [+vanqcystR[rK]]: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22444813-2,00.html
[@tolkaNo]: noice
[@electro``]: tsc
[@tolkaNo]: i did that once
[@electro``]: he's gettin mroe action than tolk
[@tolkaNo]: i whipped out my dick to all these girls
[@tolkaNo]: and i was chasing em around
[@tolkaNo]: and got sent to the principals office
[@tolkaNo]: n sent home

tolk never jerked around when it came to the serious business of school.

20/9
rag finally figures we should start editing the numerous pictures of jinx, and leads out making a knight from age of empires 2, starting a spree of paint edits.
JinX AOE 2
JinX Spiderman

[@tolk-badguy]: i arm wrestled this guy at hvt
[@Schofield[a]`]: did you win tolk-badguy ?
[@tolk-badguy]: no
[@tolk-badguy]: he schooled me
[@Schofield[a]`]: bl tolk

22/9
misc drunken ramblings of ash

[@electro`]: hey fuckwids
[cachessyrian]: hai
[+desafiante]: hey
[@electro`]: you're both niggers.
[@electro`]: im so drunk i might just fucking PUKE and dance at the same time
[@tolkaNo]: wut
[@electro`]: tolkaNo
[@electro`]: show me ur cock
[@electro`]: and i nether dance, or puke

23/9
tolk, the cs movie 10/10

24/9
jinx (far left) trys to steal a kiss !

tolk buys a blender so he can get huger

[@JinX`]: women like older men
[+dest`jdn]: ill be getting checked for ID at 30
[@Schofield[a]`]: hahaha
[@JinX`]: only reason im growing a goatse
[@JinX`]: err goatee
[@Schofield[a]`]: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
[+dest`jdn]: LMFAO
::: Part: (JinX`) (~JinX@JinXR.is-still-using-dialup.gamesurge)

rizE appears on channel 10, using all of his kingergarten knowledge to explain where his chest is. Unfortuantly though miles pointed at his stomach, an understandable mistake as the chest is not mentioned in his favorite heads-n-should-n-knees-n-toes song.

25/9
The day has arrived, PB and HEROES both released on the same day !!!!!!1
let's take another moment to remember saihler, the cutest TV show downloader ever

RIP Saihler

27/9
warscars comes back, and it seems he has been cured of his excessive multiple line chat

JinX buffing up, if you missed the xl topic for the last few weeks here it is:

28/9
[@tolk-badguy]: i was just thinking
[@tolk-badguy]: if women used urinals
[@tolk-badguy]: would they look over and check out the other chicks vag
[@tolk-badguy]: like some men do

the office US returned today, and fuck it was a classic episode
if you havent seen it nows a good time to start watching !

29/9
[@electro``]: lol
[@electro``]: wtf
[@electro``]: mir out like tomorrow
[@Scofield[a]`]: 2 days
[@Scofield[a]`]: mon night i guess
[@Scofield[a]`]: sun night even

the anticipation begins ! 30/9

And that rounds out this months MIR, i think MIR duties go back to electro/tolk for next month !


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