Welcome to the August Edition of the MIR
First up, for all the people wondering what tsc means, it is:

THATS SO CUTE

31/7
I started my duties a little early for August because i was so amped to be doing the MIR!!

(23:34:02) (@tolkaNo) i wanna be with a virgin girl that does anal only

(23:34:13) (@JinX`) thats why i love dating small skinny girls
(23:34:18) (@JinX`) i look like a giant cunt

With the absence of #xls cutest member 'SaihLer', Jinx has stepped up to fill in his place
(23:35:18) (@JinX`) frankdidy, have you ever wanted to become a professional counter-strike player?
(23:36:03) (frankdidy) wtf??

after many attempts we finally get an answer

(23:38:40) (@electro`) ANSWER THE QUESTION frankdidy
(23:38:54) (frankdidy) electro dude
(23:39:02) (frankdidy) yes to ur question
(23:39:24) (@meth[a]) BIG mistake

Uh oh!!!!

(23:40:01) —› mode: (JinX`) sets (+b *!~david_sed@78.056.dsl.brs.iprimus.net.au)
(23:40:01) —› this (*!~david_sed@78.056.dsl.brs.iprimus.net.au) ban affects (frankdidy)
(23:40:03) —› kick: (frankdidy) was kicked by (JinX`) (frankdidy)

1/8

I ask the #xl community to feel free to give me any information to fillup MIR, starting with fyfebe!!!!!

(00:06:27) (@electro`) feel free to give me some info for mir meth[a]
(00:07:26) (@meth[a]) ok
(00:07:30) (@meth[a]) ur cute!!!

another victim for Saih.. i mean Jinx!!

(17:44:29) (@JinX`) MADDOX, have u ever considered becoming a counter-strike professional ?
(17:44:34) (MADDOX) yeah
(17:44:36) (MADDOX) i told my gf
(17:44:39) (MADDOX) that im not going to uni
(17:44:42) (MADDOX) and that we have to have kids
(17:44:44) —› mode: (JinX`) sets (+b *!~maddox@d58-110-37-42.rdl6.qld.optusnet.com.au)
(17:44:44) —› this (*!~maddox@d58-110-37-42.rdl6.qld.optusnet.com.au) ban affects (MADDOX)
(17:44:47) —› kick: (MADDOX) was kicked by (JinX`) (MADDOX)

2/8

Brett secretly snapped a picture of Sherrif's GF:


Her face might not be much, but she has a slammin body!

(01:39:57) (@tolk-badguy) Pumped Up Paula: ok, well here in the US ours are open saturday so i would say you should see your money by friday
(01:39:58) (@tolk-badguy) Adam Morrison: ok then
(01:39:59) (@tolk-badguy) Adam Morrison: thank you for your help young man
(01:40:00) (@tolk-badguy) Pumped Up Paula: My name is Paula....
(01:40:01) (@tolk-badguy) Pumped Up Paula: Have a good day
(01:40:02) (@tolk-badguy) Pumped Up Paula: I'm happy I could help you today. Please feel free to send me an e-mail if I can be of further assistance. Have a great day! - - Pumped Up Paula
(01:40:04) (@tolk-badguy) Adam Morrison: ok bye paul

3/8

Whether it is Tolk and his endless porn spam, hams storys of himself being stoned or cute msn logs between Brett and his groupies everyone has a favourite moment in #xl.
During the next few days i will be asking the regulars there favourite #xl moments.

Starting with everyones favourite cute emo rockstar, Cache.

(17:36:35) (electro) What has been your favourite moment of xl?
(17:37:46) (Cache) saih leaving :)
(17:38:24) (electro) LOL
(17:39:07) (Cache) it's true.

Then i asked Gordan Freeman himself.

(17:46:46) (electro) what has been your favourite xl moment
(17:47:02) (atomic[john_4inch_moron]`) hrmm tough one
(17:47:11) (atomic[john_4inch_moron]`) probably ham radio

The idea of Tolk becoming a WWE wrestler came up in #xl today

(12:49:45) (@meth[a]) oi tolk
(21:49:47) (@meth[a]) once u get buff
(21:49:52) (@meth[a]) r u guna become a WWE wrestler!?!?
(21:51:05) (@electro) lol!!
(21:51:10) (@electro) 'The Bent Avenger'
(21:51:21) (atokyN) hahaha
(21:51:26) (@Brett) LMFDAO ASH
(21:51:43) (@electro) 'The Bentanator'
(21:51:49) (@tolkaNo) not really

4/8

(20:13:03) (atokyN) dont you hate it when you have a bat then you pull ur pants up and everything and an hour later you go to piss and then ur pubes are glued to ur dick from cum ._.

Today i bring you another installation of #xl memories, starting with everyones favourite cute asian ragnarokEX!

(21:08:10) (electro) What has been your favourite moment of xl?
(21:12:55) (ragnarokEX[a]) umm.. theres a couple meth farting on vent, hams fucked up links (specially the penis decapitation), tolk being tolkbolk and saih being emo

5/8

Today was a memorial day indeed. Everyones favourite token black man, Fawad, makes a suprise appearance on IRC. Currently working hard at the Tax office and gives me the news that he has met a special girl!! Congratulations Fawaduddin, hope she is the one!

(17:33:31) (@hn) i attended the first homosexual wedding in victoria
(17:33:44) (@hn) between grim and his anus
(17:34:01) (@hn) just between you and i
(17:34:11) (@hn) his anus decided it was going to bleed on the wedding day
(17:34:14) (@hn) because it got nervous
(17:34:34) (@hn) kinda like cold feet... bleeding anus

(17:37:11) (@hn) as sweet as meth's best man speech
(17:37:15) (@hn) at grim's wedding
(17:37:23) (@hn) he spoke of anus and how long they went back
(17:37:28) (@hn) and the good times (and the bad) that they'd had
(17:37:41) (@hn) including meth's days of violent diohrea and haemroids

Tolks self esteem came into question today

(19:52:38) (@tolkaNo) what self esteem
(19:52:43) (@tolkaNo) i didnt have any to begin with

So tolk, why don't you have any self esteem? #xl's main man Brett, came up with what he thought happened to it.

(19:53:13) (@Brett) all tolk's self-esteem got turned into muscle which ended up bending his cock

Tolk let us into why he has become a workout nut.

(22:52:14) (@tolkaNo) i think i work out cos i hate alot of people i see
(22:52:17) (@tolkaNo) i dont understand the ego
(22:52:25) (@tolkaNo) and i dont understand what theyve got to be proud about
(22:52:29) (@tolkaNo) theyre fucking nothing
(22:52:31) (@tolkaNo) to me

6/8

(22:12:42) (@tolk-badguy) i have soiled myself
(22:12:45) (@tolk-badguy) how embarassing

Not only is fyfebe a very talented cs player, he is also a very talented musician!!


(put the volume bar up)

7/8

Wanted:


For the violation of being un-cute and bringing in too many trolleys at once ._.

(21:04:52) (Wiz) my dad is so jealous of me never talks to me cause supposedly i "flirt with mum" too much

8/8

For the last installation of #xl moments

(14:59:46) (electro) what has been you favourite xl moment
(15:01:02) (Dippy) LOL
(15:01:06) (Dippy) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(15:02:04) (Dippy) When I met up with Tolk and pretended to start doing anal but I shat on his chest instead
(15:02:19) (Dippy) oops nvm that hasn't happened
(15:02:21) (Dippy) yet

(15:00:21) (electro) what has been your favourite xl moment
(15:01:38) (gRim[a]) this is tough, there's been so many
(15:02:08) (gRim[a]) do you mean whilst being in a war?
(15:02:23) (electro) nah
(15:02:25) (electro) #xl
(15:02:57) (gRim[a]) oh, it would definitely be ham radio

(15:11:15) (electro) what has been your favourite #xl moment
(15:11:22) (JinX[a]) LOL
(15:12:20) (JinX[a]) i thought it was funny when tolks dick got leaked into the channel, and everyone was rofl'n at bENTness
(15:12:38) (JinX[a]) tolkbulk
(15:13:43) (electro) tolKbolK?
(15:14:23) (JinX[a]) thats the one

(15:08:35) (electro) tolk-badguy
(15:17:23) (electro) what has been your favourite #xl moment ?
(15:20:01) (tolk-badguy) christmasdecorations.jpg

The picture in question is none other than the famous tolKbolK



(18:09:26) (Cache) i opened http://images.heaven666.org/images/witch.jpg with my mum in the room
(18:09:30) (Cache) it wasn't pleasant

9/8

Big #xl good luck goes out to Brett who starts his HSC trials today!

Fun filled day for tolk at the High Vibe Tribe
(16:59:44) (@tolkaNo) im back from hvt
(17:14:03) (@tolkaNo) the bus was like 30 mins away
(17:14:09) (@tolkaNo) so i went to coles and got some glucosamines
(17:18:15) (@electro) lol tolk!!
(17:18:19) (@electro) whatd u do for hvt
(17:22:08) (@tolkaNo) pumpkin
(17:20:22) (@tolkaNo) made soup
(20:43:44) (@tolkaNo) it was heaps thick
(20:43:47) (@tolkaNo) cos we didnt have a blender
(20:43:57) (@tolkaNo) so we ate it with a fork lol

(23:43:21) (@meth[a]) im still wearing my work shirt, pants, and soiled underwear

10/8

idlers in #xl had to deal with a fiery tolk today

(17:22:01) (@tolkaNo) wtf where is the rage playlist
(17:22:07) (@tolkaNo) its fucking 5 pm
(17:22:24) (@electro`) ITS AN OUTRAGE
(17:22:55) (@tolkaNo) yep

(18:16:48) (@tolkaNo) wtf
(18:16:54) (@tolkaNo) WHERES THE RAGE PLAYLIST
(18:16:56) (@tolkaNo) AYYHBYBFOUFBGBUEGB84328543HG

not a pretty sight!!

11/8

Massive win for everyones favourite emo in poker;

(19:54:10) (cachessyrian[a]) Dealer: Soliak wins the pot ($222.50) with two pair,
(19:54:11) (cachessyrian[a]) Aces and Nines
(19:54:37) (cachessyrian[a]) DRINKS ARE ON ME FAGGOTS

See you all in #TolkNet for the massive drink up, bring girls!!

Some more discussion about Tolks bentness came up today

(20:02:24) (@Brett) imagine pissing at a trough and it hitting the guy standing next to you
(20:02:39) (@Brett) cause ur cocks so bent that u could piss on an angle if u were standing straight at the trough
(20:03:38) (@Brett) thats tolk

12/8

(00:31:18) (@meth[a]) lol
(00:31:31) (@meth[a]) i bet cache has invented his own "it" like mr garrison did on southpark
(00:31:47) (@meth[a]) and he droves around with "it" in his arse, mouth and both his hands

Where can buy one? - Dippy

(00:40:42) (@meth[a]) when i was unpacking the load
(00:40:46) (@meth[a]) i needed a piss hell bad
(00:40:49) (@meth[a]) but i cbf going upstairs
(00:40:55) (@meth[a]) so i got a empty flower tub
(00:40:59) (@meth[a]) went into the coolroom
(00:41:00) (@meth[a]) and pissed in it

(17:06:51) (@tolkaNo) i got this chick on msn i was arguing with
(17:06:57) (@tolkaNo) and then i asked if she liked cum in her ass
(17:07:00) (@tolkaNo) and shes like yes
(17:07:05) (@tolkaNo) and it turned sexual so seemlessly
(17:07:23) (@electro) your such a charmer
(17:07:27) (@tolkaNo) yep

13/8

(22:32:51) (Cache) i had sex in the disabled toilet at school
(22:32:54) (Cache) the chick in there was taking a shit and i just went in there and popped it in her. (Possibly Edited)

Based on the show Big Brother, comes;
BIG MOTHER.
6 Contestants battle it out not on the sunny Australian Gold Coast, but at tolks house!!



With Mrs. Morrison as BIG MOTHER.
There can only be one winner.

Heres a little snippet on what we could expect in the house!

(19:30:22) (@JinX) they should make an xl version of big brother
(19:30:30) (@JinX) all the xl lads in 1 house
(19:30:41) (@atomicute`) tolks jsut beating off all day
(19:30:46) (@atomicute`) nobody would vote him off
(19:30:51) (@atomicute`) cause we wouldnt want to disturb him

(19:30:46) (@JinX) dippy as the female
(19:30:52) (@JinX) how many of us would go for her
(19:31:06) (Hermione) tolk would nail her first
(19:31:09) (@Brett) dippy on the spit
(19:31:24) (Hermione) nah tolks slamming her and jinx is lifting them both

(19:30:52) (Hermione) meth just shits all day
(19:30:59) (+darko) and farts
(19:31:00) (@meth[a]) id be the one who defiles the toilets
(19:32:21) (@meth[a]) id use all the gym equipment, and shit allover the stuff

(19:31:00) (+losty[a]) atomicute` would turn it into a complexity house thing
(19:31:06) (@atomicute`) id be praccing cs

14/8

Jinx tried to step up and become the newest 'newreflexkid' but was un successful, better luck next time bud


Bretts top6 worst things he's seen in his life

1. (18:13:13) (@Brett) one was on ogrish.com of a pic
2. (18:13:13) (@Brett) the other was the dudes cutting their dick off
3. (18:11:39) (@meth[a]) imagine sherrifs naked body!
(18:11:51) (@Brett) ive seen it LOL
(18:11:53) (@Brett) when we did PE
(18:11:55) (@meth[a]) dear GOD
(18:12:01) (@Brett) fkn 3rd worst thing ive seen in my life
(18:12:13) (@Brett) so many stretch marks
4. (18:13:43) (@Brett) bigpimple.avi comes in 4th
5. (18:13:03) (@electro) prob some fat 13yr old groupie naked
(18:13:38) (@Brett) yer thats 5th ash
6.. (18:14:01) (@Brett) tolk comes in 6th
(18:14:05) (@Brett) tolkbulk.jpg

(20:59:45) (@tolkaNo) www.tolkano.net/tolk-xplode.jpg
(20:59:50) (@electro) r u gonan explode with that stuff tolk
(20:59:54) (@tolkaNo) YEP
(21:02:32) (@electro) maybe youll explode and your dick will bend the right way

15/8

Today, we take a step back in time, to when tolk was at school!

(16:55:52) (@tolkaNo) oh man 1 time everyone was doing all this stuff for christmas
(16:55:57) (@tolkaNo) and this 1 kid jonathon wasnt allowed
(16:56:02) (@tolkaNo) cos he didnt believe in christmas
(16:56:04) (@tolkaNo) but he was white
(16:56:07) (@tolkaNo) guess he was a jew
(16:56:15) (@tolkaNo) but he got to play lego
(16:56:18) (@tolkaNo) lucky bastard
(16:57:14) (@tolkaNo) i had a few downy kids at my school, actual downers
(16:57:22) (@tolkaNo) and the boy one would always pull his pants down and spit everywhere
(16:57:26) (@tolkaNo) and chase girls around
(16:57:40) (@tolkaNo) with this tiny bold tallywacker
(16:57:44) (@tolkaNo) it was just hilarious
(16:57:51) (Hermione) Did he ever get them?
(16:57:59) (@tolkaNo) nah they ran like the wind
(16:58:04) (@tolkaNo) and downy kids are heaps slow
(16:58:27) (@tolkaNo) the girl downer used to take like 3/4 of lunch time to eat a sandwich
(16:58:48) (@tolkaNo) oh and one time i was reading a beavis and butthead comic and it got confiscated and they called my dad and shit, but my dad bought it for me
(16:58:50) (@tolkaNo) so he didnt care
(16:59:46) (@electro`) lol
(16:59:51) (@electro`) were you the downy boy tolk
(16:59:55) (@tolkaNo) yes

But, the question im SURE your all waiting for

(17:04:41) (@electro`) was ur penis still bent when you were at school
(17:04:52) (@tolkaNo) i guess

(17:20:21) (@electro`) oi tolk
(17:20:44) (@tolkaNo) wat
(17:20:51) (@electro`) could u say, your bent on love?
(17:20:58) (@tolkaNo) right now?
(17:21:03) (@electro`) yea
(17:21:08) (@tolkaNo) im bent on love

Congratulations to Brett on finishing his HSC trials, Big night planned with sherrif i hear!!

16/8

Tolks day out @ Hvt/KFC



(17:46:16) (@tolkaNo) hope i get to bed early tonite
(17:46:20) (@tolkaNo) hvt was draining
(17:46:58) (@atomicute`) what did you do ?
(17:47:04) (@tolkaNo) went to the city
(17:47:10) (@tolkaNo) had lunch at the food court
(17:47:13) (@tolkaNo) had a look around
(17:47:29) (@tolkaNo) had some kfcs
(17:47:58) (@tolkaNo) i had a bacon n cheese combo
(17:48:01) (@tolkaNo) with a pepsi max
(17:48:05) (@tolkaNo) and 3 crispy strips

(21:37:08) (bulbasaur`) my dad walked in before with these icecreams
(21:37:10) (bulbasaur`) theyre called golden gaytimes
(21:37:12) (bulbasaur`) anyway..
(21:37:15) (Dippy) ...........
(21:37:18) (bulbasaur`) he goes "do you want a gaytime?"
(21:37:21) (bulbasaur`) im like "yeah ok"
(21:37:28) (bulbasaur`) and he goes "well go get a boyfriend then HAHA"
(21:37:30) (bulbasaur`) i was like "-_-"

17/8

(18:45:51) (@tolkaNo) MISSY ELLIOTT Work It (Warner)
(18:48:29) (@electro) can i work you tolk
(18:49:33) (@tolkaNo) no

(22:16:10) (Joal) http://b.wouldyouhitthis.com/member_files/2004/05/30/58010/pics/03636310011295318792962.jpg
(22:34:27) (@electro) LOL thats tolk dick
(22:34:32) (+dest`BruceCampbell) LOL
(22:34:44) (+dest`BruceCampbell) you actually recognise another mans penis ._.

<3 tolk

18/8

Welcome phoeniX to the tolknet crew!

(20:05:59) (phoeniX) electro...?
(20:06:07) (@electro) want to trial?
(20:06:29) (phoeniX) sure y not
(20:06:36) (@electro) tag up
(20:06:45) (@electro) TolkNet|phoeniX
(20:07:17) —› mode: (electro) sets (+v phoeniX)
(20:07:28) (+phoeniX) y do i feel things out of place.
(20:07:53) (@electro) u wanna trial or not
(20:08:02) (+phoeniX) trailing for wat?
(20:08:07) (@electro) css ?
(20:09:18) (@electro) tagup pls its for trialers
(20:10:42) (@electro) . __ .
(20:11:01) (+phoeniX) tag up in irc?
(20:11:20) (JSA|STiZ[GSU]) lol another pic of some1 passed out on couch
(20:11:22) (@electro) yea
(20:11:46) —› nick: (phoeniX) is now known as (TolkNet|phoeniX)
(20:12:07) (TolkNet|phoeniX) .__.

Some xl.dod groupying went on today while playing

(12:45:48) (@electro) L33t_Of_Lag: reflex i still think ur full of shit
(12:45:49) (@electro) L33t_Of_Lag: there is no way in the world u can scope and shoot like that
(12:45:58) (@electro) L33t_Of_Lag: him and the other bloke in his clan

19/8

xl crowned world cz champions after wD forfeit
To help celebrate xl's win, download your own personal sherrif background!

20/8

[00:28:59] [@tolk-badguy]: when i get my first root
[00:29:03] [@tolk-badguy]: im gonna be in here with pictures
[00:29:06] [@JinX`]: AHAHAH
[00:29:08] [@tolk-badguy]: maybe video

have your own 'first root' video and want to share it with the people of #xl? send your videos to admin@xlayerlegion.com

Teamdown for Mr.Universe in aupug
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 3 / 2 ) killed kluxen ( 1 / 3 ) with grenade
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 4 / 2 ) killed imrtl ( 0 / 3 ) with ak47
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 5 / 2 ) killed * ( 4 / 3 ) with ak47
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 6 / 2 ) killed 1800 reverse ( 0 / 3 ) with ak47
(14:47:11) (@JinX`) » Round ended » Winner: Terrorists » Score: Counter Terrorists: 5 Terrorists: 13
(14:47:14) (@JinX`) » |xl|.JinX ( 7 / 2 ) killed phoeniX* ( 1 / 4 ) with ak47
(14:47:32) (@electro`) tsc

Today we have "black english" class with Brett, he will help educate us how to talk "black"

(21:22:37) (@Brett) - Brétt - says:
(21:22:37) (@Brett) suP
(21:22:37) (@Brett) oNe LoVe CuM sTanD unDeR Mii UmBreLLa xxx says:
(21:22:37) (@Brett) na'en.......

(21:26:49) (@Brett) 'n' tnx fo' bein' nyc to me fridae nyt!!!...
(21:26:50) (@Brett) in mii drunken state....
(21:26:50) (@Brett) ur a champ
(21:27:00) (@Brett) some more blackness for ur books

(21:33:06) (@tolk-badguy) my dad went to the doctor
(21:33:10) (@tolk-badguy) cos he had a lump on his chest
(21:33:13) (@tolk-badguy) turns out hes just fat

21/8

(13:48:16) *DEAD* zilch : im 17 u dum fuck, if i was 20 i'd come to ur gym right now. and fuck u up.
(13:48:16) *DEAD* |xl|.JinX[4DC] : well why arnt u 20
(13:48:16) *DEAD* Bo$$Man : hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
(13:48:16) *DEAD* phoeniX* : wats age got to do with going to the gym?
(13:48:16) *DEAD* hey there delilah : i love e-thugs
(13:48:18) |xl|.JinX[4DC] : you idiot
(13:48:20) |xl|.JinX[4DC] : get a job
(13:48:22) |xl|.JinX[4DC] : drive
(13:48:24) zilch : but now ur've run ur mouth i'd kill you and ur faggot friends
(13:48:26) zilch : you made the worst mistake of ur life
(13:48:28) zilch : showing me who u are so i can fuck u up

A promising matchup in the making! visit #TolkNet for more information about it!

(23:36:12) (@tolkaNo) my mum did 5 reps of my old barbell
(23:36:15) (@tolkaNo) with no weights on it
(23:36:19) (@tolkaNo) until she got to failure
(23:36:24) (@tolkaNo) then asked if i could use less weights
(23:36:27) (@tolkaNo) when there were none on it

Super Cute ride

22/8
A special gift for all MIR readers today, tolks latest pic of his work out results!



(16:01:01) (@Brettt) omfg
(16:01:05) (@Brettt) @ guys at my school hooking up
(16:01:46) (@electro) rofl
(16:01:55) (@electro) is it u and sherrif
(16:02:06) (@Brettt) yeah

(23:57:48) (@tolk-badguy) im a cop you idiot

23/8

Congratulations goes to phoeniX who successfully got a job over the week, and by the looks of it, hes working really hard at it!

(13:15:02) (phoeniX) Steam Rating:10 - EAGLES SCREAM! Playing time:85.8 hrs this week 1. Counter-Strike
(13:15:02) (phoeniX) 81.7 hrs 2. Condition Zero

Tolks adventures of hvt!

(16:20:01) (@tolkaNo) bak
(16:21:49) (@tolkaNo) not many ppl came
(16:21:53) (@tolkaNo) so there was alot of food
(16:21:55) (@tolkaNo) i ate 4 tacos
(16:24:15) (@electro) what else did you do
(16:25:39) (@tolkaNo) had discussion
(16:25:41) (@tolkaNo) on keeping fit
(16:25:51) (@electro) did you tell everyone about your bench
(16:25:58) (@tolkaNo) no
(16:26:32) (@tolkaNo) this fat guy was telling me about all the exercise he does
(16:26:34) (@tolkaNo) like hours worth
(16:26:36) (@tolkaNo) i thought wtf
(16:26:39) (@tolkaNo) why is he so fat then

a massive bonus to the MIR readers, jinx without a top on!

hot diggady!

Tolk ponders on the possibility of a sixth sense
(23:54:11) (@tolkaNo) u know what would be awesome
(23:54:20) (@tolkaNo) if u became so adept at telling if a chick was into anal
(23:54:23) (@tolkaNo) by looking at her face
(23:54:26) (@tolkaNo) like a 6th sense
(23:54:56) (@meth[a]) would u cry if u were doing it, and liquid shit spat out
(23:55:10) (@tolkaNo) nah but i wouldnt be impressed..
(23:55:35) (@meth[a]) think of all the bacteria thatll go into your dick
(23:55:58) (@tolkaNo) wear a rubber
(23:56:07) (@meth[a]) thank fuck i only wash mine once a month, so 80% of the time its clogged up with dick cheese
(23:56:20) (@tolkaNo) youre a fucken filthy cunt

They ended up making tolks 'awesome plan' a movie which he starred in

24/8
Today is the 1month anniversary of the dissapearance of SaihLer. Where is he? no one really knows. Maybe he is in the UK with "Olga".
The people of #xl came up with a few explanations with where he might be, and who he really is

(16:11:31) (jth[a]) we found this guys myspace that used to go to my school he turned gay pictures of him and is bf at mardi gras with whips
(16:12:16) (@Brettt) that's something i can see saihler being involved with
(16:12:29) (@Brettt) i bet there is some gay festival on atm and that's where he is
(16:14:34) (@electro) month long sausage fest
(16:15:43) (@Brettt) olga was just an excuse to leave the country
(16:15:53) (@Brettt) but really he had a saihling for cock

(16:17:29) (@Brettt) \someone said he sounds like john howard.. and he's gone MIA because of the upcoming election and he's too busy bagging out kevin rudd
(16:17:40) (@Brettt) so he could very well be mr. howard

(16:17:49) (@Brettt) or he's just camping out with tolkano in his crib
(16:17:59) (@Brettt) got a laptop and just sits on tolks weight bench all day
(16:18:09) (jth[a]) tolk is benching him

(16:25:59) (@Brettt) http://www.tolkano.net/images/bench.jpg
(16:26:06) (@Brettt) thats where saih is rumoured to be staying

25/8
The 2nd cutest day of the year was today, my birthday! big thanks goes out to sherrif and the crew

26/8
WCG.au went into action today with some very CUTE play. Congratulations to SQL for winning it and to rize for being the best CS player in Aus.


Starting bids start at $1000 for this signed picture of rize, the money will be going to tolks "cutemobile" fund.

(20:43:05) (phoenix`) Wiz``: ive had a wet dream over my sister
(20:43:05) (phoenix`) Wiz``: since i told her she always teases me
(20:43:05) (phoenix`) Wiz``: full flurts with me n shit

27/8

The latest addition to the shit club

NOT SAFE

(21:37:08) (@Brett) WHO DID THAT LMFAO
(21:37:10) (@meth[a]) my brothers friend
(21:37:10) (@meth[a]) my brothers friend
(21:37:11) (@meth[a]) LOL
(21:37:29) (@meth[a]) some girl went into the toilet
(21:37:30) (@meth[a]) straight after
(21:37:39) (@Brett) LMFAO!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(21:37:41) (@Brett) LMFAO!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(21:37:47) (@Brett) i would literally RUN
(21:37:54) (@meth[a]) he did lol
(21:37:58) (@meth[a]) he walked out the store
(21:38:06) (@meth[a]) then bolted across the main road
(21:38:07) (@meth[a]) LOL
(21:38:20) (@meth[a]) and the lady came out and screamed "SOMEONE SHAT ON THE FUCKING TOILET"

(21:06:49) (@tolkaNo) i got a chick like that on msn
(21:06:53) (@tolkaNo) she honestly looks 12
(21:06:56) (@tolkaNo) but shes filo
(21:09:52) (@tolkaNo) i got a 250mb vid of her camming on msn
(21:09:58) (@tolkaNo) she shows me her butthole and fingers herself etc
(21:12:58) (cache[a]) did u show her ur big horse tolk
(21:13:07) (@tolkaNo) yeh i showed her my donger
(21:13:09) (@tolkaNo) of course

28/8

(20:05:41) (@tolkaNo) hvt this thuraday
(20:05:43) (@tolkaNo) oh wait
(20:05:46) (@tolkaNo) its not on fuck
(20:05:50) (@electro) lol

sounds like no outside time for tolk this week :(

(20:15:16) (@tolkaNo) adam says:
(20:15:17) (@tolkaNo) u ever squirted from being fucked in the ass?
(20:15:17) (@tolkaNo) monet: says:
(20:15:17) (@tolkaNo) yes
(20:15:22) (@tolkaNo) adam says:
(20:15:22) (@tolkaNo) thats awesome

lol gay, cache in his un-emo prime

30/8

Sorry for the First MIR day off yesterday, there wasnt much to report.

(18:23:13) (@electro) mir tomorrow
(18:23:15) (@electro) are you excited
(18:23:40) (ragnarokEX[a]) yes

#xl Mr. Universe recieved his own personal bow today, he tells us that it helps him with his aim in CS


and in action!

pew pew!

31/8

As the last day of August finally comes, the anticipation mounds for the 'epic' release of MIR
(00:11:17) (@ragnarokEX[a]) mir is gona be sweet
(00:11:41) (@ragnarokEX[a]) 18hours for mir

(10:17:39) (@JinX`training) SO KEEN FOR THE MIR
(10:18:02) (@JinX`training) ive got a personal training session at 5:30 till 6:30, im gonna dash it home read it then goto jujitsu, even if im late ;D

(15:24:42) (@Atom[a]`) MIR today !~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(15:24:52) (@Atom[a]`) 2hrs 33minutes

(17:13:14) (@Atom[a]`) cant wait
(17:13:17) (@Atom[a]`) 45 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that concludes this months edition of MIR. Hope you enjoyed it!
newreflexkid signing out
PEACE