Well after a drama filled month of JUNE, the MIR is back in my hands again

It was a tough decision to return to the ranks of publishing this review, as a lot of stress is being induced by myself
Such as:
Woolworths
HSC
School
iRC
xl
MIR
petrol prices
15 year old groupies
etc..

The truth is, I told myself no more MIR's
I'm being serious.
With the #MASSiVE-ness of MAY's MIR, I thought it would be a good spot to call it quits
I secretly hinted in #xl chats that I wasn't gonna do them again
No one belived me
But here I am, I succumed to the MIR writeup once again.
All because of one reason...
|xl|atomic[a]
Im being dead serious.

We all saw his sad attempt at the April MIR i think it was..
But after reading the June MIR, it inspired me to press on and keep up with the MIR's

I was that serious about not doing them I don't have any re-collection of what happend for the 1st and 2nd of this month

3/7
The JUNE MIR is finally posted.
About time andrew.
I would say it was worth the wait, but it wasn't.. You still haven't made up for the APRIL attempt of a month in review

I paste up the little things that I had already included in June's MIR

5/6
tolk gets a marriage proposal by a girl.. the results may suprise some viewers!!

16:00:00 | @Dippy: i love you tolkano.
16:00:16 | @Dippy: will you marry me?
16:00:21 | @tolkaNo: no

Dippy is the former dip.tard chicky from America.
Here's a pic for the geeks

and

A pic of them married

16/6
FAWAD joins us apparently

16:23:08 | hs: man i just bought so many clothes
16:23:21 | @electro: oh, i didnt realise fawad had joined the channel

Lots of discussion is made tonight about the appearance of one of #xl's longest member, SaihLeR
Saih is a very anonymous person
Rumours are as followed:
aka as Cache
Works at Woolworths in perishables (same department as me)
Goes to UNI
Many names (Kurt, Jake, Saih, Peter)

However..
A description is formed!!
22:22:15 | @NotJesus: i could send a photo of my leg
22:22:24 | @NotJesus: with a piece of paper that says #xl to prove im not fat

22:25:16 | @|xl|atomic`: describe yourself in words NotJesus
22:25:19 | @|xl|atomic`: seriously
22:25:22 | @|xl|atomic`: your face
22:25:39 | @NotJesus: beard, light brown hair, blue eyes

So as we build this description of "Saih", we come closer to an image
(INSERT SAIH HERE)

4/7
15:13:44 | @tolkaNo: my mum wears nicotine patches and smokes at the same time
15:13:47 | @tolkaNo: its so stupid

Let me refer you all to tolk's mum:

5/7
The future looks good towards Adam Tolkano!!
20:54:42 | @NotJesus: tolk u gonna get a job this year
20:56:28 | @tolkaNo: maybe

For all you new viewers at home, Adam has never had a job in his life and he is 21.

6/7
Some big counter-strike news on this very day!!

xl's SaihLeR (hardcore cs nerd/junkie) spotted in a public server playing with a few groupies

xl's very own peek has a match in ESWC France!

Ofcoarse, #xl is very amped up tonight.. especially with atomic[a] getting everyone pumped!
20:14:27 | @meth[a]: i was talking to peek on msn last night LOL
20:14:32 | @meth[a]: he could barely type
20:14:35 | @meth[a]: cos of the french keyboard

21:05:25 | @electro`: told my friend to come over and watch it with me

21:51:55 •›› Nick: atomic[a] renamed to atomic[gopeek]`

21:56:35 | pie`: i trained peek, we'll win.
21:56:03 | @atomic[gopeek]`: ive put all my hltv.org money on them to win

It's good to see the MIR vibe is getting out:
22:12:01 | pie`: whats mir >.< 22:12:07 | @ragnarokEX[z]: month in review
22:12:09 | @I`knew`peek`b4`he`was`famous: month in review you spastic cunt

peek failed miserably in the end. Winning against oNFiRe and that's it. Loosing the rest.

Now he'll never idle in the public channel

7/7/7
I don't know about you, but I think for #xl's 7th birthday, it should be on the 7th of the 7th month in 2007.
Happy birthday #xl! If only Fawadina was here to be apart of the celebrations!
After party in #TolkNeT bring girls!!

8/7
Oks explains how to get into #xl

hi, who would i ask to join xl? i know it's a community, but i like communitys ^_^
<[]ks> pm grim
<[]ks> keep hasseling him, thats how i got in
kk
thnx

Email recruiting@xlayerlegion.com for those wanting to join #xl

On that note, I decided to ask various #xl members how they got into #xl..

Some pretty interesting results, namely tolk's.. But here is everyone's replies

How did YOU Find #xl?
Email recruiting@xlayerlegion.com with your response!

9/7
14:56:22 | @tolk-badguy: mums catching a taxi down to the deli to get more smokes Lol

With the highlight of the day being tolk's mum getting a taxi to get smokes, I decided to ask the people who weren't on yesterday for their answer
(To how they joined #xl)

With idling positions becoming hard to get in #xl.. xl's 2nd cutest member SaihLeR puts potential new idlers through a series of tests to prove their worthyness

11/7
meth[a] and ash have #xl's first official "Fart Off".
We have "rag" judging farts on volume, length, cuteness and fartojules (fJ)
meth[a] wins with one of the loudest, cutest farts #xl's ever heard
@ragnarokEX[z]: fuck man LOL!
@ragnarokEX[z]: meths one wins
@electro: im seriously in tears
@electro: its so good

12/7
xl's professional counter-striker SaihLeR (NotJesus) who has retired, gets keep for some 5+5 action

Cute.

tolk assures us he is "normal"
23:14:29 | @tolk-badguy: fuck off im normal
23:14:32 | @NotJesus: ahaha
23:14:33 | @JinX: LMFAO
23:14:38 | @atomicute`: LMFAO
23:14:52 | @electro: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately tolk, no one believes you.

13/7
Another clan, named #xlgaming (which is not connected to #xl mind you)
Stealing our tag pretty much.
But luckily our lawer (AdamMorrison`xllawer) was quick on the scene

Saih as mentioned in last months atomicute MIR, was quoted telling us how stressful his job at Woolworths was..

He mentioned this month how he relieves this stress a bit
[@NotJesus]: when ive got the chance like
[@NotJesus]: if the boss says theyre going out for lunch break and theyre not in the lunch room
[@NotJesus]: i'll go to the lunch room and sit down for half an hour
[@NotJesus]: if they come up i just say im getting a glass of water
[@NotJesus]: works most of the time

JinX shows us a few of his gym buddies before his gym closes for good

JinX also shows us his softer side.. Helping sick/poor lan kids by inspiring them to become like this.
And telling/showing them there is more to life then games.. Like girls, muscles, gym buddies and health

14/7
A sad day in #xl history.. well for Saih atleast.
The unknown, private person only known as Stuart, shows #xl there is more to him then a shadow

[@NotJesus]: girl thats driving me mad is going away
[@NotJesus]: england for a year+
[@NotJesus]: i probably wont see her ever again
[@NotJesus]: na seriously im sad :(
[@NotJesus]: she leave sin 2 days'
[@NotJesus]: the whole situation sucks because i found out tonight she felt the same way about me
[@tolkaNo]: did you have sex with her
[@tolkaNo]: have sex with her before she goes
[@NotJesus]: shes really good looking but its not that what attracts me the most
[@NotJesus]: shes just great
[@NotJesus]: hence the :'(
[@NotJesus]: im surprised at hell well i controlled myself
[@NotJesus]: i finished off a bottle of wine
[@NotJesus]: and had a few jim beams after, acted totally sober++
[@tolkaNo]: i would have had sex with her
[@NotJesus]: tolkaNo you dont understand what affection is
[@tolkaNo]: i do so
[@NotJesus]: rubbish, the closest female you know is your mother
[@tolkaNo]: as if
[@NotJesus]: im gonna turn emo
[@NotJesus]: like cache but without the gay
[@NotJesus]: and bullshit
[@tolkaNo]: this is awefully jinx like
[@tolkaNo]: but without the stds
[@atomic[cute]`]: we dont know that tolk
[@NotJesus]: ive known this girl for 4+yrs, ive been with others in that time, i only realised in the past 6 months how i felt about her and theres nothing i can do to stop her going away
[@NotJesus]: ohhh i think its today, yeah, the girl thats driving me mad, is going away.......
[@NotJesus]: so fitting
[@tolkaNo]: why didnt you mount her NotJesus
[@NotJesus]: tolkaNo fucking is not the answer to everything
[@tolkaNo]: i would have mounted her
[@tolkaNo]: thats all

15/7
After a long day at work, and many groupies commenting my myspace, I return them of a nigh
For the past few nights, I keep getting this advertisement
It's advertising the cute kid of 2007 (its not a joke)
I noticed something different about this advertisement though tonight...
It consisted of meth[a], SaihLeR, and electro!! (all from #xl)
See for yourself..

Freaky or what?

16/7
Tolk has some news regarding his lack of pussy (good read)

@tolkaNo: my cat was gone for 3 days and i heard faint meowing at 2am this morning and went out the front and he was there :o
@atomic[john_moron]`: ;o
@tolkaNo: he found his way home in total darkness
@tolkaNo: i picked him up and he was heaps light and skinny :(
@tolkaNo: he hadnt eaten in days
@tolkaNo: but then he ate a whole bowl of cat food ;D
@tolkaNo: now hes happy ;D

After a hektik myspace schedule, and lots of bulletin postings, I noticed an old friend
This time, different.
See for yourselves

17/7
SaihLeR is practically #xl's bodyguard in a sense..
Kicking people who don't qualify for the trial process
Banning "duds" and potential idlers

But we never see the kind, mature, sensitive side to this mysterious man who won't reveal his identity
Rumour has it he is actually a celebrity (who uses iRC to communicate with fans)

He is going through a rough time at the moment.. with his crush "Olga" moving to Britain indefinately.
:(
We managed to get a pic of Olga off Saih!

Pretty cute girl

But anyway, we have a small collection of quotes from Saih that he has said today (17th)
Showing us that he is a normal human. Not tolk normal, but normal normal

Atomic offers help to Saih
[@NotJesus]: god i feel like shit, gonna turn more emo than jinx and grim combined when their g/f's broke up with them
[@NotJesus]: im just listening to good music but it sucks coz we both had the same taste
[@NotJesus]: so like every song reminds me of her
[@atomic[john_moron]`]: we always see the brutish saih guarding #xl, its nice to see the sensitive side saih
[@atomic[john_moron]`]: you can cry on my shoulder if you wish ;)

Saih reckons he'd over-come his hate of Woolworths just to get Olga off his mind.
@NotJesus: id like to go to work
@NotJesus: get my mind off this fucking girl
@NotJesus: She's really intellectual thats why i like her

Saih lets loose on xl.idler Neil-
•›› Topic: NotJesus › » Xlayer Legion » E-Sports & Community © atomic & gRim 2000 » www.xlayerlegion.com » xl celebrates 7th birthday » fuck you
•›› Kick: NotJesus › Neil- (Neil-)
•›› Join: Neil- (Neil@Neil.user.gamesurge)
@atomic[john_moron]`: ;(
@atomic[john_moron]`: she'll come back for you saih
@atomic[john_moron]`: that was a really hollow kick saih
@atomic[john_moron]`: nothing feels the same anymore !
@NotJesus: said goodbye this morning sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
•›› Mode: NotJesus › +b *!*@Neil.user.gamesurge
•›› Kick: NotJesus › Neil- (fuck off ya dudd cunting ace)

@NotJesus »» WinAmp «» Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits (1967) - 08 - I Want You «» 02:00/03:08 [¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦] «» 206 kbps (vbr) mp3 ««

BIG NEWS
Nobody knows this, but xl.spy-team (confidential members) tracked down Saih's (Stuart's) Myspace!!
He doesn't know this yet. So it's an MIR exclusive!

And one thing found was a picture of Stu and Olga on Olga's farewell dinner night...

YEAH BOY!
Never before has Saih (Stuart) been released on the internet.. You saw it here first at xl's MIR

Anyway, all us guys in #xl.priv have made a shout out to Stu and dedicated a song for his sufferings..
Enjoy it Stu

Love xl. Please don't leave #xl after this MIR.

20/7
Saih ponders about Olga..

@NotJesus: $4079.20 my tax rebate
@NotJesus: i only ended up paying $300 tax
@NotJesus: wait 289
@NotJesus: the emo in me wants to buy a plane ticket to london to be with this girl
@NotJesus: the realist in me says fuck it go to sweden instead
@electro: so u can watch heaton play cs, correct

23/7
STILL on the topic of Stuart.. an unconfirmed xl.assosciate reported that Saih (Stu) has actually bitten the bullet and chased Olga!!!
Saih has been unseen on iRC for a period of time now, and the assosciate's report confirms that there is a high possibility he is on a plane now
Good stuff Saih!! Go for it!
Drop us all a line whenever you read this months MIR...
Or shoot an email to recruiting@xlayerlegion.com with the topic "ITS SAIH HERE"
Thanks bud

24/7
gRim shows us a groupie's artwork
Of this picture:

Here is the artwork:
http://c.wouldyouhitthis.com/member_files/2007/01/25/452814/forum_attachments/1185263287100_8077.jpg

Much anticipation for the MIR already!
@electro: mir like 4 days

Some bad news :-(

Due to my stupidity on Friday night, I accidentally revealed a bit of information regarding our SaihLeR section in this months MIR
This unfortunately, without Stu seeing the full article (+ apology) caused him to quit irc.

In contrast, this can be seen as a positive in many aspects.
No more xl.bullying by Stu.
He followed his dreams, and went after the girl he loves with his heart (thanks to me)
We got rid of the banter queen.

Whatever way you look at it. Saih is gone.

25/7
Ash tells #xl some un-cute news :(
@electro: nusary work finsihses up like end ofnext week :(
@atomic[john_moron]`: oh really ;(
@atomic[john_moron]`: whys that
@electro: its only seasonal work
@electro: dont do anymore plantin after july 31st
@electro: someone find me a job
@atomic[john_moron]`: ;(
@meth[a]: lol
@meth[a]: ill fly u to SA and u can be my human toilet ;)
@electro: ew ._.

Some more bad news from ash:
@electro: had to take a shit really bad just before i left for work , so i nearly had a turtle head poking out for most of the day, then at lunch time i went to poop and it didnt want to come out
@electro: now i need to take it :<
@electro: and it was really hot so i had lots of butt sweat

tolkano insights #xl on furthering his bodybuilding career:
@tolkaNo: my bench press should be here tommoro
@meth[a]: Tolk Press

[@rumeboy[ic]]: oi miles
[@rumeboy[ic]]: i used to be top 50 in aus for backgammong

losty shows us how Saih's convo between himself and Olga would happen when he catches her in England
+losty[a]: 'hey, how you going...my names Thailer'
+losty[a]: 'Hi, my names Olga'
+losty[a]: 'ahh get fucked'

rumeboy is keen for some serious girl advice

tolk tries to influence Miss. Morrison in getting into his gym in his bedroom
@tolkaNo: i goto my mum
@tolkaNo: u should do some squats
@tolkaNo: ull lose weight
@tolkaNo: she goes no the weights are too heavy
@tolkaNo: i go no ill give u light ones
@tolkaNo: shes like can you give me 1kg ones
@tolkaNo: im like no the lowest i can go is 2.5kg
@tolkaNo: she goes nah ill just wait for the operation
@atomicute`: what operation ?
@tolkaNo: gastric bypass
@electro: lol
@electro: liposuction?
@tolkaNo: gastric bypass

26/7
ham gives birth to a giant booger:

tolk expresses his anger over Diptard as she wouldn't cyber him
Quit: Dippy (~dip@24-176-107-209.dhcp.jcsn.tn.charter.com) (Quit)
@tolkaNo: shes such a troll
@tolkaNo: dont feed her if she comes in talking shit again
Joel: id mount it
@tolkaNo: just ignore

27/7
Cache: when someone asks u
Cache: "are u straight"
Cache: u can say, "nah im as bent as tolk"

xl.2008 meetup is announced:
@Brett: xl.2008 meetup is happening in syd

@atomicute`: i promised jinx that the first time i se him im gonna say "you're exactly how i remember you in my dreams"

Some xl.erotica is announced
Dippy: i love getting double stuffed
@Brett: yer.. me and ash
Dippy: bukkake
Dippy: xl vs dippy
Cache: the feeling of something rubbing against ur prostate is pretty leet

@atomicute`: ah damn dippy picked it
@atomicute`: knew our "xl meetup" was all a guise
Dippy: ahhaha
@atomicute`: for a dippy bukake

Jake tells us some personal info
Cache: i dont fuck ugly people
Cache: and everyone in xl is beyond bad
Cache: itd slam ham
Cache: but thats it
@atomicute`:
@atomicute`: thanks jake

SaihLeRuPdaTe!!!!!!!!!!!

Proof saih is in the UK after his Olga
He states he will "brb", so he should be back protecting the doors of #xl very soon. Stay tuned!
No news about what has happened between him and Olga
xl wishes Stu all the best in getting Olga's fat ass back to Australia in the near future

tolk gives us an isight into tolks.gym

28/7
more horrendus news for gRim as a picture of his penis is leaked on WYHT
[@meth[a]]: ROFL
[@meth[a]]: apparently there was a pic of grims dick leaked
[@meth[a]]: his dick is like 4 inches small
[@Rod_Stiffington]: i dont know why he says he doesnt want to anal a chick
[@Rod_Stiffington]: that might be the only way she can feel it

The acutal picture (for all our lady MIR viewers) is actually too small for the MIR
Really though, it was removed and no one saved it (not even to laugh at).
This is true.

29/7
I usually never put entries about me in usually, but on the note that I'm leaving, I thought why not.
+ atomic told me to.

After getting home from a big night on the drink..
I marry atomic
[Brett]: oh ok
[Brett]: canu tekksd ne tgus otomororw plz
[Brett]: so i can remembert to put it on the mir
[atomic[john_moron]`]: yer i will
[Brett]: i diont wanna opent he MIR now incase i wroeckin ut
[Brett]: sorry for chnow typing wrinbgt
[atomic[john_moron]`]: i love you.
[atomic[john_moron]`]: marry me, brett.
[Brett]: i do
[atomic[john_moron]`]: YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30/7
meth's BROTHER contributes a photo for the MIR
Parental discression is advised:
http://www.xlayerlegion.com/uploads/hungryjacks.jpg

31/7
The greatest hits of method are released!!
http://media.putfile.com/ChunkyCharlie

Viewer discression is advised.
@Dippy: I'M SO EXCITED FOR MIR TOMORROW
16:12:56 | @JinX`: bye!
16:12:59 | @JinX`: im so excited
16:13:02 | @Dippy: I SET IT AS MY HOMEPAGE
16:13:28 | @Dippy: I'M MOIST FOR MIR

More MIR love..
mortis`byrney: you write this one andrew?
20:23:01 | @atomicute`: nah brett did
20:23:03 | @atomicute`: the main man
20:23:05 | @[]ks: oh yes
20:23:07 | @[]ks: THE REAL MIR
20:23:07 | mortis`byrney: so it will be good?

Another intense month has passed.
I'm glad another quality MIR has been produced.. Please leave us some feedback in #xl

I'm taking a break from IRC/MIR duties due to my HSC (this is serious).
Due to andrews sad attempts, i'm passing the throne to electro and tolkaNo to fultil the duties
You guys can work it out yourselves.. Just while my exams are on.
Maybe do 15 days each or something?
Anyway, see you in a month or so.
Brett[m]