June - a month of natural disasters, immense cuteness, insane amounts of poker chatter and once again brett passing the buck on his managerial duties.
1/6
tolk starts the month by explaining how his tv season never ends
[Cache]: all the good tv series have finished
[Cache]: its so weird :S
[Cache]: i have nothing to dl
[Cache]: no scrubs, shield, heroes etc
[@tolkaNo]: i dont dl that shit and i did 93gb last month
[Cache]: any good suggestions tolkaNo ?
[@tolkaNo]: porn
Ash's (electro) present for methods' bday turns up a few months late
2/6
JinX maturaly shows his girlfriend to the xl boys
[@JinXR]: http://a683.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_64189555f5f3ac9709e802110c89b25a.jpg
[+bsta]: just 2 blow my load on her nipples
[@JinXR]: ^ good tit shot
[+bsta]: im definately having a jerk
[+bsta]: keep em coming
[@tolkaNo]: im posting this shit on 4chan
#xl discuss the politically sensitive issue of emma in the BB house
[Cache]: how cut is she going to be
[+bsta]: fuck her
[+bsta]: shes a dirty bogan
[@JinXR]: she already knew her dad was carking it
[+bsta]: she ahs those bogan teeth that i just wna punch out
[+bsta]: nice tits tho
[Cache]: is she the hot one
[Cache]: ?
[@tolkaNo]: nice fake tits
[+bsta]: shes the best 1 in there
[+bsta]: far from hot tho
[Cache]: link?
4/6
Saih discusses the stresses of his job
[@NotJesus]: i walked around the store the whole time LOL
[@NotJesus]: eating a cheery ripe and drinking a redbull
[@NotJesus]: we've got a trivia night coming up LOL
[@NotJesus]: gonna get so drunk for that
The picture that should not be spoken about, extremely unsafe + filthy
[@tolkaNo]: http://www.anonib.com/_teensnorules/images/13950/nigger_s_start_young_anonib.jpg
[@atomic[a]]: OMFG
[@meth[a]]: WHAT THE FUCK
[@tolkaNo]: Lol
[mortis`byrney]: wtf
[@meth[a]]: LOL
[mortis`byrney]: am i gonna get smashed by the fbi now
[@atomic[a]]: perhaps.
[@tolkaNo]: yes
[@tolkaNo]: youre goin to jail
[@tolkaNo]: LOL
[@atomic[a]]: the image is in my head now
[@atomic[a]]: wow.
[@tolkaNo]: LOL
[@NotJesus]: tolkaNo thats fucked up
[@NotJesus]: that better be a photoshop
[@electro]: faggot tolk
5/6
[@Brett]: this MIR should have pics of tolks mom
[@Brett]: stay tuned
Still waiting :(
Paris Hilton gets sent to jail lol !!!!
6/6
some advantages of having a bent penis are discussed !
[Dippy]: and i'm not comparing tolk's penis with irl ones kthx
[@aNNa^]: tolks is great for getting into the hard to reach places
Official record, ham never to smoke again
[bulbasaur]: ive got no weed left
[bulbasaur]: and im not gonna buy more :D
[meth[a]]: thats like an asian saying he'll never eat rice again
[meth[a]]: its just not possible
[bulbasaur]: i didnt think this would ever happen
[bulbasaur]: but im actually becoming bored of the net ._.
[bulbasaur]: and the computer ._.
[@koltoNa]: how do you get bored of the net
tolks cute.
7/6
Brett runs into the corner of a driveway and cracks his beloved front bar !!!
Electro inducts Brett into the elite xl tshirt club, he now sits with the only current member tolk.
Unfortuantly they mailed the shirt to electro by mistake so it's in transit to Bretts house as this is written, more pics when it arrives !
gRim: the life of a male model.
[@gRim[a]]: the scariest thing happened to me that could ever happen to a guy
[@gRim[a]]: 2 nights ago
[@gRim[a]]: my girlfriend and i were about to have sex
[@gRim[a]]: and she said "i want a baby"
[@gRim[a]]: and i was waiting for "no.. im just kidding!"
[@gRim[a]]: but it never came..
[+destinatus`sollzamon]: shes probably already knocked up
8/6
Paris hilton released after 3 days, meth offers some thoughts !
[@meth[a]]: she shoulda been put in an everyday prison too
[@meth[a]]: so the bull dykes coulda torn her a new one
[@meth[a]]: "more people have been inside paris hilton than the hilton in paris"
meth again right on the money.
[@atomic[a]]: meths an SA bogan
[@meth[a]]: LOL its funny how people reckon SA is full of bogans, but its cos we have more aussies than any other state
[bulbasaur`]: i got guitar hero 2 :(
[bulbasaur`]: it was $160
[bulbasaur`]: then when i wen to work i was like "im gonna check how much it is here lol"
[bulbasaur`]: and it was $128 >:O!!!!
[@meth[a]]: LMFAO
[@atomic[a]]: LMFAO
[@meth[a]]: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[@atomic[a]]: such a sad story ham :(
[bulbasaur`]: so im gonna take it back tomorrow and be like "i bought it for my friends bday but his parents already got him it so i want a refund"
Oldie but goodie, ham pastes a whole bunch of classic xl humour.
9/6
LOL
[@meth[a]]: A sobbing Paris Hilton was ordered back to jail overnight as a judge overruled a sheriff's(ROFLMAO) decision to place the hotel heiress under house arrest for psychological problems after she spent three days behind bars.
[@electro]: mum said the guy at kfc said that they arent making wicked wings for a few months
[@electro]: FUCK
[@electro]: IM GONNA FUCKING PUNCH A WALL IN
JinX looking good (with another girl?), jinx on the left
http://a479.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_06c0eb91fa9fc86daeab6df036a1f98e.jpg
Someone spots tolks cute face on electro's poker avatar
[@electro]: grome26: lmfao
[@electro]: grome26: look @ the head on that kid
[@electro]: electroau: are u teasing me u panface mother****er
[@meth[a]]: LMFAO
[@atomic[a]]: LOL
[+destinatus`jdn]: LOL
tolk brutally truthful.
[@tolkaNo]: (23:25:17) (Miss^Rob) you dont look like a pervert that jerks off on cameras lol
[@tolkaNo]: (23:25:51) (tolkaNo) oh ud be surprised
[@tolkaNo]: (23:25:53) (tolkaNo) hahaha
11/6
The most exciting thing ever to happen to the central coast occurs today
[@atomic[a]]: watching the news tonight
[@atomic[a]]: bretts house mighta got flooded
[@atomic[a]]: central coast got pretty owned
Brett has been assumed dead - RIP Brett !
Monthly reminder from Saih, obviously he always wanted to be in Ri and is very jealous
[@NotJesus]: cs history lesson no.2, atomic[a] was in Reformed Immunity (Ri) with his best friend dMTHEHOTTESTSHIT
[@atomic[a]]: lol at how i invented the name immunity
[@atomic[a]]: what a good idea that was
[@NotJesus]: it doesnt make sense, how can you reform immunity
[+albz][elmo]: i concur
[@NotJesus]: moreso to the fact, what are you immune from
[@atomic[a]]: bullets
[+albz][elmo]: u are a douchebag aomtic
[+albz][elmo]: amotic
[@NotJesus]: rofl
[@NotJesus]: LLMFDOA
[@atomic[a]]: at least im not dyslexic i guess ?
[@NotJesus]: kakakak
tolk discuss' selling his 4 digit steam account,pm for price, ham won't give his to me :(
12/6
atomic + byrney write a massive cz roundup here
bretts shirt makes it through the flood waters to be delivered safely !
[@electro`]: the tshirt has been delivered
[@electro`]: and recieved
[@electro`]: Brett SMS - "LMFAO at the shirt. I was giggling for ages trying to explain to my parents what "tolknet" isand telling them its not "talknet"
[@tolkaNo]: lol
Pictures should be imminent.
Don't mess with Mr Tolk.
13/6
Highlight of tolks year !
[@tolkaNo]: got my top braces off today
[@JinXR]: since when does tolk have braces?
[@atomic[a]]: since he was 19 apparently
[@JinXR]: guess u cant tell in pics cuz he doesnt smile ! :(
[@atomic[a]]: true he just does ._. face
[@JinXR]: true ._.
[@electro]: .__.
and resident xl abo tobes drops in to fill us in on the interests of his people
[tboias]: AFL is
[tboias]: the national sport for coons
[tboias]: because it's for a sport for bogans
[@tolkaNo]: abos national sport is petrol sniffing
[tboias]: that's not a sport dumb cunt
[tboias]: it's a pastime
14/6
[@tolkaNo]: god damn no new howard tvs
[@tolkaNo]: so bored
[@meth[a]]: Tolkard
[@tolkaNo]: shut the fuck up
[@meth[a]]: :(....
[@tolkaNo]: im sick of you adding tolk to everything
[@tolkaNo]: even when it doesnt make sense
[@meth[a]]: :(....
[@tolkaNo]: you fucking asshole
[@meth[a]]: :(....
[@tolkaNo]: LOL
15/6
haven't heard from Brett, funeral will be held soon, tolk will be performing the ceremony.
16/6
Geoff aka Darko celebrates his sweet 16th today, happy bday geoff !
BRETT RETURNS
17/6
Not a good start to electros day
[@electro]: fuck
[@electro]: so god damn wrecked
[@electro]: and puked in my bed LOL
..
[@electro]: bed all cleaned
[@electro]: thanks mum
atomic/jinx reminisce the old days hay
meth also settles on getting goatse spray for cs,cz and cs:source, highly excited at the prospect of high quality sprays in css
18/6
MrsTolk: 21/f/syd 55kg 5'11 tanned.
[@tolkaNo]: my mum chats to her bf in england
[@tolkaNo]: his name is phi;l
[+darko]: with the ;?
[@tolkaNo]: nah
[@tolkaNo]: phil
[@tolkaNo]: she wants to go to england to live with him
ahh the joys of the internet.
[@BR3TT]: wait 10 mins
[@electro]: LOL
[@electro]: take cute pics of ur tolkne ttop
stil waiting for those pics ........
[@BR3TT]: 15:45:19 | @electro`: mir is like week and half off
[@BR3TT]: 15:45:49 | @BR3TT: atomic has MIR duties whilst im going through this natural disaster period
[@BR3TT]: 15:45:56 | @BR3TT: someone needs to relay that message to him for me
Didnt get the message so here i am 11:30 on the 29th skimming logs, takes about 30min a day :(
[@BR3TT]: anyway better get ready
[@BR3TT]: later
[@BR3TT]: MIR better be good andrew
what a faggot.
19/6
[@NotJesus]: as a university student im already 10x more clever than those who have gone to tafe or done their msce
And 100x smarter then someone who did a fictious msce !
20/6
[@gRim[a]]: and then im leaving on friday
[@gRim[a]]: for a nice little holiday
[@gRim[a]]: to rehab
[@|xl|atomic`]: thats such a male model thing to do
[@meth[a]]: acid
[@meth[a]]: he puts the acid tabs in his foreskin
[@|xl|atomic`]: thats such a fawad thing to do
[@gRim[a]]: drug and alcohol abuse
[@|xl|atomic`]: for how long ?
[@|xl|atomic`]: will they have cs there ?
[@meth[a]]: LOL u abuse drugs and alcohol?
[@meth[a]]: do u ram the bottles up your arse
[@meth[a]]: and touch the drugs in bad spots
[@gRim[a]]: LMFAO
[@gRim[a]]: 7-10 days
[@gRim[a]]: and no cs
[@meth[a]]: youll be like paris hilton!
22/6
[@electro]: my fuckin friends puking his lungs out like 1m from me on my couch
[@electro]: should i take a p-ic of my passd out friend
[@electro]: my friends like semi concious, so i cant put new signs on him
[@electro]: ok ok ok
[@electro]: hes passed out
[@electro]: what u guys want
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: fuck i should sleep soon
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: for skydiving tomorrow
[+atomic[a]`]: i hope you don't die rag ;)
[+atomic[a]`]: but the instructor can buttfuck you
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: i hope i just dont get dicked from behind
[+atomic[a]`]: hahahaha
[+HD|STiZ-GSU-]: ahah
GL RAG !
23/6
saih continues to explain how stressful his job is.
[@NotJesus]: turned up to work an hour and a half late LOL
[@NotJesus]: boss calls me 'you bastard, you bastard, where the fuck are ya'
RAG LIVES
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: BIG NEWS
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vvpostfreefall082vz2.jpg
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: ME SKYDIVING!!!
24/6
[@atomic[a]`]: jinx has been playing cz pub for 4 hours straight
[@atomic[a]`]: must be having a pretty good time
400 frags, 10 maps, 1st place ranked. 1 day.
The wisdom of method
[@meth[a]]: being successful doesnt really require cuteness
[@atomic[a]`]: does being cute require cuteness ?
[@meth[a]]: its 1 in itself
[@atomic[a]`]: :o
[@meth[a]]: although, people can do cute things, but not actually be cute themselves
[@atomic[a]`]: ;o
[@atomic[a]`]: who knew being cute was so complex
25/6
Saih finally surcombs to the reptitive cuteness of #xl
[@meth[a]]:[15:00] boneh was actually in hltv watching the eswc aus nats
[@meth[a]]:[15:00] u should start a 3 way convo
[@meth[a]]:[15:00] watching peek play lol
[@meth[a]]:[15:00] lol thats so cute
[@meth[a]]:[15:00] LOL @ U SAYING CUTE
[@meth[a]]:[15:00] LOL I KNOW
[@NotJesus]: atomic[a]` im thinking of doing this when i finish my course
[@NotJesus]: http://www.handbook.uts.edu.au/hss/pg/c04205.html
[@NotJesus]: maybe we can finally meet up if you're still at uni by then !!
the cuteness if we were to meet would be so overwhelming the planet may implode.
26/6
Join: (apc_cache) (~Cache@124.148.87.160)
[@NotJesus]: its holidays
[@atomic[a]`]: uni is just one big holiday
[@atomic[a]`]: unlike the mcse
[@atomic[a]`]: which is fucking hardcore study
[@NotJesus]: msce is all work work work
[apc_cache]: ._.
[@atomic[a]`]: you uneducated fuck saih
[@NotJesus]: sorry mr uts
[@atomic[a]`]: come
[apc_cache]: i thought you guys would be over it by now ._.
Never.
[Dippy]: i can't wait for mir omg.
It's the 26th and anticipation is already phenomanal
It's been an epic work month for Saih
[@NotJesus]: i did a 7hr shift with 2hr break LOL
[@NotJesus]: we bought popcorn and sat in the lunch room haha
28/6
[@atomic[a]`]: its interesting how the MIR comes together
[@atomic[a]`]: surprisingly good first 6 days
[@NotJesus]: can i have a sneak peak
[+darko]: me too
[@tolkaNo11]: me 2
[@NotJesus]: atomic[a]` the consensus is clear
[@NotJesus]: you must leak the MIR
Anticipation is overwhelming !!!
[@atomic[a]`]: holy fuck at how much we type in here
[@atomic[a]`]: theres seriously like 10hrs of reading
[@atomic[a]`]: cause i didnt take it day to day
[@NotJesus]: search the logs for lmfao, bent, tolk
29/6
gRim returns for rehab looking much better, he swears he wont smoke as much anymore
30/6
The day is finally here !
2500 words later, ~ 5 windows reinstalls just to get it back and a rushed job but finally here it is.
Haven't have time to proof read it as I have some uni work to do :( hf
