We're 5 months into 2007 already!
Time flys when your Month in Review is under-appreciated I know.
After the controversary with April's MIR, I have decided to take a change with the MAY MIR
This change being a quick FYI/answer section of things we have covered in previous MIR's.
(For all you no0bs basically)
It would be wise to PRINT THIS OUT and keep it next to your keyboard
I asked the members who refer to these words etc to give me the definitions
Here is what we have:
Knowledgebase (aka xl cuteionary):
MIR: What you a reading you stupid idiot. It's a Month In Review (MIR! doh!) of what's happened in #xl this month
Cute: meth[a]: saihler; need i say more ;)
Big Horse: electro: To have a large male reproduction system, better known as a "penis" or "wang".
._.: bulbasaur: ._. is a face, its good to use when someone says something you don't care about, something that's stupid or something disgusting
heres an example, i'll make it up but it'll seem real
I think i just shat myself
._.
when somethings extra disturbing/stupid/annoying you can either add a ' or extend the face!
.______________.'
tolkaNo: electro: The tolkaNo is a rare spieces, usally found in the adealaide region. Ages varey from 21 onwards. They have white skin and a bent 'Bighorse'. Their mother usually steals there sorce of food for there own intake. The tolkaNo can be usally found on #TolkNet or playing Alpha 4.
tolkbulk: The bEnt "thing" in Adam "tolkaNo's" pants.
bEnt: The word/expression used to describe Adam "tolkaNo's" penis shape.
WYHT: A website (called WouldYouHitThis - pretty self explanatory) that a few #xl members are on. ChunkyCharlie, tolkaNo, ham, trlbone etc
#MASSiVE: The biggest thing to ever grace this planet. That's all that can be said.
1/5
We start off the month with gRim being his male model self as usual
gRim goes huge in a pug
[11:18] » nono ( 12 / 4 ) killed gRim ( 2 / 10 ) with ak47
[11:19] » Player disconnected » gRim (STEAM_0:1:2254153)
meth[a]: Peek hurts my feelings :(
meth[a]: anus says:
meth[a]: yo
meth[a]: kram says:
meth[a]: face shut immediately
meth[a]: anus says:
meth[a]: LMFAO
Poor peek :(
2/5
We learn a bit about the size and secrets of pornography upon #xl idlers!
Starting off with ham:
bulbasaur: i just hide my porn
bulbasaur: i name it stuff like "happy rabbit in the field"
Now busta:
+vanqbsta: im product manager of the 100gb of pornography i have on my pc
And finishing with Cache:
Cache: i dont hide my porn...since i dont have a family computer that i would have to share
busta also uses and recommends a program called "Folder Guard" (google it muthafucka)
You can password any file on your pc. It's good for porn and stuff. Even busta reckons:
"+vanqbsta: dl folder guard"
On the subject of filth, bsta is on fire!
+vanqbsta: man i had a dream that i was dicking this 80yr old lady...doin her doggy....man seriously the brown ring around her arsehole was hizzektik...will never forget it
And then wiz
Wiz``: ive had a wet dream over my sister
Wiz``: since i told her she always teases me
Wiz``: full flurts with me n shit
meth[a] contributes
@meth[a]: i dreamt i was swimming in a pool of chocolate once
@meth[a]: and i woke up with shit on my dick
Wiz again
Wiz``: id fuck my mum if me dad dint find out
Wiz``: he's a jealous cunt
tolk is DISGUSTED by the links (I can't post them) by g|0ckeh he decides to have a word
@tolkaNo: did u get dropped on ur head as a child g|0ckeh
But wait..
(+vanqbsta) did u get dropped on ur dick as a child tolk? LOLLOL
I TOLD YOU bsta was on fire.
g|0ckeh: man i shat in a club toilet once even though the drain was clogged
g|0ckeh: and dipped my cock in other peoples piss
@gRim[a]: one of my ex's wanted to make a porno for her and me and she read this dolly magazine or someshit about using a mars bar.. we had to melt it a bit in the microwave and then i'd stick it in her cunt and eat it right.. i was like "are you fucking serious? thats gonna look like shit literally.. im not doing that.. EVER"
@meth[a]: the difference between us is
@meth[a]: you wouldnt do it cos itd look like shit
@meth[a]: i WOULD do it cos itd look like shit
is gRim gay or what?
..I gotta stop here. Too much information hahah!
3/5
As mentioned in |xl|atomic[a]'s attempt at a MIR in APRIL, we saw the mention of Cache's VW Golf GTI
Jake acknowledges that it is a girls car. As quoted on his myspace caption:
"My Turbocharged GTi Golf.....chicks car for sure."
Here is a pic of the thing
All abuse etc can be sent to either "Cache" in #xl or directly on www.myspace.com/jaeklah
4/5
I went drifting today with a professional drift team.
Passenger in a drift car is like no other experience
I had so much fun, learnt so much and had the best time of my life
5/5
Banter Queen SaihLeR enjoys his 28th birthday!
7/5
Cache lets us in on some news:
21:01:49 | Cache: u know its illegal to have gay sex in qld
21:01:57 | Cache: so technically, im a criminal
21:02:08 | Cache: how funny is that
21:02:12 | Cache: i could face 5-10 years in jail
21:02:16 | Cache: just for taking it in the ass
21:02:18 | Cache: lol @ that.
This was not edited in any way.
9/5
I'm sure you can tell which one he is.. ._.
10/5
In #xl.priv a secret idea is brewing by meth[a]
@meth[a]: im guna invent a ride
@meth[a]: for the royal show
@meth[a]: im guna call it "the cutecave"
@meth[a]: and when u go in its all dark
@meth[a]: then u crawl tho a crawlspace
@meth[a]: then its all bright, and everything has a pic of atomic[a]`s face on it
@atomic[a]`: LMFAO
@meth[a]: and theres a sound loop of him going nonstop
@meth[a]: saying
@meth[a]: "cute cute cute cute cute "
Stay tuned! Rumoured for 2008 Royal Easter Show!
[@immineNt`rizE[G]`]: how do u cute steak
[@atomic[a]`]: HAHAHA
[@meth[a]]: www.xlayerlegion.com
[@immineNt`rizE[G]`]: with a spoon
[@immineNt`rizE[G]`]: cute..
[@immineNt`rizE[G]`]: fucking hell meth
[@ragnarokEX[a]]: yer spoon T_T
[@immineNt`rizE[G]`]: u got me saying cute instead of cut
LOL!
11/5
xl's cutest member, Ash "electro" Bighorse takes up MARS on their 1 in 6 free bar offer.
@electro: mars free bars shit is on again
@atomic[a]`: elite
@electro: i got 2 mars bars
@electro: bout to open first one, lets see if i win .___.!!!!
@atomic[a]` bites fingernails
@electro: try again
@electro: ;((((((((
@atomic[a]`: FUCK
@atomic[a]` ends himself
@electro: agreed
2nd attempt:
*drum roll*
@electro: mars bar #2
@atomic[a]`: GL ASH
@atomic[a]`: ash so far 0/1 attempts
@electro: YESSSSSs
@electro: FUCK YES
@atomic[a]`: WOOOOOOOO
@electro: this is better than going on a date with tolk
Ash was kind enough to snap a few pics for all you MIR viewers!
13/5
Happy Mother's Day!
A special mother's day greeting goes out to Fawadina.. A mother of 2 rats (including #xl's tolkaNo)
xox
xl's comedic genius Adam "tolkaNo" Morrison was on fire this mother's day with stories/information about his very own mum
We decided to dedicate 2007 Mother's day to tolk's mum, Miss Morrison
[@tolk-badguy]: mum told me to make her a cup of tea
[@tolk-badguy]: i told her to get her own
[@Atomic[a]`]: you bastard
[@Atomic[a]`]: its mothers day
[@NotJesus]: new recruits to xl should have to do the 1 week tolk challenge, spend a week in his house and if you come out sane you're in the clan
...Looks like tolk is really living up to his "badguy" name. ._.
[g|0ckeh`wl]: have you ever thought about murdering your mum for life insurance tolk-badguy
[@tolk-badguy]: it'd be too hard getting insurance
[@tolk-badguy]: shes gonna be dead soon anyway
[@tolk-badguy]: gotta hide my protein this time around
[@tolk-badguy]: otherwise mum gets into it
[@tolk-badguy]: likes the taste
[g|0ckeh`wl]: O H LMFAO
[g|0ckeh`wl]: are you kiddin
[+dest`Sylar]: LOL!!!
[@tolk-badguy]: my mum is almost always asleep for some reason
[@tolk-badguy]: nfi why
[@meth[a]]: hibernating
[bulbasaur]: if i had a disabled brother or sister i'd probably cupcake them and fart on their face and shit LOL
[@tolk-badguy]: this discussion about flatulence is grotesque and you lads need to be a bit more mature about life.
[@tolk-badguy]: mum got 2 iced coffees before and drank both
[bulbasaur]: LOL
[@tolk-badguy]: im like isnt one mine?
[@tolk-badguy]: and shes like no theyre both for me
[@meth[a]]: oi tolk
[@meth[a]]: if she did die in her sleep
[@meth[a]]: how long would it take u to realise
[@tolk-badguy]: um a few hours
[@Atomic[a]`]: (the snoring would stop)
..Well that's all for our 2007 Miss Morrison addition of the MIR. Stay tuned for the Miss Myron (gRim's mum) edition rumoured for next year!
14/5
OH MY GOD!
Write this one down in the record books kids. It's finally happened
Adam 'tolkaNo' Morrison finally has admitted to being gay, and conspiring to gay thoughts
Unfortunately I can't say/mention how I got this audio clip, but it is 100% authentic and un-edited.
Adam has never had any girls in his life. I recall him saying he has practised kissing his hand on more then one occasion
This confirms all people:
