The fuck is going on cockwads. LOL @ FAWAD. Anyway, good news.. my girlfriend and I broke up (for the fourth time).. 'why?' you may ask, well it's quite simple really: SHE (like most females) IS FUCKED IN THE HEAD. I have diagnosed her in my limited knowledge of psychology with "bi-polar". What's even funnier is.. it was an easy and friendly break up, but.. wait for it..


..she got angry with me because when I changed my myspace profile, I deleted her (and all my friends) from my top 8 and put bands up and made it a top 4.. but a girl I'm going to impale which she doesn't know asked to be my number 1, seeing as I was single again I didn't see what was wrong with it, it IS after all the INTERNET.


So in conclusion she never wants to see me again and I quote "I can't believe how quick you were to change your profile and please your myspace slurries." I recieved a box of some of my things I left at her house.. and she also has proceeded to delete me as a friend from her myspace. I think I might fuck her sister, she's hotter. :)