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Quick Reference
Manager: Brett
Male Model: JinX/gRim
Programming Team: Oksey/wepSpecial/atomic
Tech Support: h34d5h07
Pro-Wrestler: Johnny Jaxon
Male Fashion: hinata
Personal Trainer: JinX
Console Corner: tolk
Clown: rizE
Movie Star: electro
CZ Star: darko
Banter: jth
Team Lawyer: Adam Morrison
Super Cute: Electro
Team Dentist: reaxion
Token Asian: ragnarokEX
BullShit King: Cache

Personal Training
"Training so you can take your myspace pictures to the next level!"
Contact JinX for those tight buns you've always wanted.

Dental
"28/m/bored looking for some teeth to drill"
Contact reaxion to fix those buck teeth the kids teased you about in school.

Recruiting
Interested in joining xl ?
Drop gRim an email with your relevant details @ recruiting@xlayerlegion.com and we'll see what we can do. He is eagerly awaiting your emails, new recruits will be judged on the amount of emails they can send!

Due to Brett not receiving his latest woolworths cheque we are unable to recruit new members at this time, as Brett cannot afford the large salary associated with an xl contract.

IRC
#xl on irc.gamesurge.net
#tolkNet on irc.gamesurge.net

With January 2007 completing us and February upon us, some big things are happening this month!


Lets get straight into it.

1/2
Already some exclusive news!
rizE (fabulous highrizE) re-joined #xl after some intense negotiations
I won't go into depth, but anyway, welcome back rizE!
This has to be the smartest move of your cs.career/life.

2/2
Huge suprise!!!!
A few of us negotiated a present for Mr. Adam "TolkaNo".
We thought that an #xlayerlegion shirt would make a great addition to his birthday presents
(It's tolk's birthday on the 8th).
Well today he recieved his T-shirt!! Pics are below (on the 8th)

..These shirts are so rare, not even myself (the MANAGER) or atomic have one!
Tolk is one lucky man!

Last month I reported that tolk had gone missing, and would make special "guest" appearances
Well we have signed a deal with Adam, and he is back for good!

6/2
#xl releases it's male modelling section with our very own John "gRim" Myron being crowned "Mr February"
Congrats gRim!
If you wanna see his gay photo goto http://www.swank7.com/prime/primeindex.html

8/2
We have a few special birthdays today!
Happy Birthday to Mr tolkaNo!! Adam is 28 today
Here is the limited edition #xl shirt adam recieved off #xl



In other news I got a replacement brand new 22" ASUS MW221u ;]

9/2
...Apparently it wasn't tolk's birthday after all. It's on the 13th ._.

11/2
hinata (h) joins us in #xl!!

12/2
hinata is back! But things have changed!!
This breaking news shows us many things:

[19:14:15] ::: Nick: (hinata) is now known as (dest`hinata)
19:31:45 | @dest`hinata: no bj could ever satisfy the way c4 exploding on my screen could

The conclusions I draw from this are:
h has /quit #xl
h is gay

Oh yeah we love hinata! <3

13/2
The BIG DAY HAS COME!!!!
Adam "TolkaNo" is 21 today!!
Tolk was treated to nothing but custard farts from his mum..
But he recieved his limited edition (only 1 EVER made) #xl shirt
And also the good folks from #aucslpug (Neil) decided to give a shoutout to #TolkNet
And even decided to host their bot from #TolkNet for the special occasion



In other news, gRim (who has been MIA for 2 days) is still alive!
ato (Atomic) sms'd gRim to ask where he was, he also mentioned that Fawad (hinata) is back
This is gRim's reply:
"WTF WHY IS HE BACK, HE CANT PLAY WITH US THAT BLACK BASTARD"
We love gRim.

17/2
gRim has been tight lipped over his sudden disappearance
The swank7™ model wasn't revealing much about his departure
I did some investigations and realised that gRim contracted down syndrome after his model shoot
It was a mild case, but enough to have it noticed...
sWANK7™ page: gRim's sWANK7™ model shoot can be found here:
http://www.swank7.com/prime

19/2
Adam "tolkaNo" spits out some real life information
@electro: go to centrelink with tolk
@tolkaNo: they know me by name

For those of you new to MIR/#xl, tolkaNo is a 21 year old bludger who uses his centrelink payments for his ADSL

9:03pm and tolk rips some more into his life:
@tolkaNo: my mum smells heaps bad
@tolkaNo: sometimes she opens my door and tries to come in
@tolkaNo: and brings this foul smell in
(This is where a pic of tolksmum.jpg would sit, but we can't get it).

Another #xl member, ash "electro" bighorse also let in on his day:

@electro: my friend came over and to get supernatural and family guy episodes
@electro: and go to my friend, "mmm, didnt think my folder was that big', then hes like 'yeh, i have some of my vids in there'
@|xl|atomic[a]: what vids
@electro: then noticed the transfer over screen
@electro: 'xxx nurses' or something

22/2
gRim is still missing. Confirmed dead.
I didn't wanna fire him anyway, so it worked out good.
RIP gRim. If you read this... but you won't. Cause you're dead.

23/2
Not much happening today.. but some wise words from meth[haay]
[23:49:55] [@meth[a]]: shut the fuck up dickhead, ur arse is meant to spit out shit, not ur mouth
Thanks meth! =D

BREAKING NEWS:
#xl's banter addict and long time HighPingBastard, SaihLeR has revealed his other self (who also idles #xl)
You would never of guessed. I still can't believe it...
Saih is a.k.a (insert boom boom boom drum music here)
CACHE!!!!

LOL @ still having this pic. I don't remember why I saved it LOL!

This is a true post. Saih admitted to this tonight in #xl

26/2
#xl's very own gRim launched his model career as mentioned earlier in this MIR..
We have a very special announcement for all you "gRim" fans!!
To mark gRim's sudden/unfortunate death, we have released gRim's very own wallpaper!!
There is the original:
http://www.fredovizn.com/downloads/funetc/sjeans/prime/prime_feb07john1024x768wpaper.jpg

Or the LIMITED EDITION #xl one (pick this one):
http://www.xlayerlegion.com/uploads/xlJMwp.jpg

Send your screenshots of your #xl.desktop use to recruiting@xlayerlegion.com!!

28/2
Users online appears at the bottom of the website, the server checker works again.... weird.

Sharing session in #xl
[@|xl|gRim]: just because i have hair on my chest
[+vanqbusta]: get it waxed
[+vanqbusta]: dumb greek
[@|xl|gRim]: and you poofters wax it
[@|xl|gRim]: there you go
[+vanqbusta]: i have hair on my chest john
[+vanqbusta]: not like pubes tho
[+vanqbusta]: mine is smooth
[+vanqbusta]: and soft
[@|xl|gRim]: lol @ how i just touched my chest hair to check
[@newreflexkid]: mine is sorta pube like
Touching.

Also Quite possibly the greatest day in history as this day celebrates my birth..
I turn 18 today ^_^
On that note, I'm leaving for QLD for a few days and won't be back until Sunday the 4th of March
Theeya!


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