On the 13th of February 1985 a young lad was born, parents Akuma and Chun-li were very proud. Shortly after his parents deserted him unaware of his overwhelming cuteness and fighting ability's. In his early years Tolk first dabbled in counter-strike, a highly addictive first person shooter that consumed his every moment, clouding his vision to his true destiny. He toiled in pub racking up enormous scores and destroyed every team he played online, it was clear that tolk was destined for big things. Although here he met his true family, xl, where he still resides years later, always helping out by linking porn, and when he feels obliged, slips in a witty comment or two. Every so often we here about his heroic tales, of catching the train to visit centrelink for his gaming sponsorship money, that always brings a tear to the eye of all who are privledged enough to hear.
Years later, after a very successful counter-strike career tolk still resides in xl, albeit a minor movement to his secret hideout at #TolkNet as he needed a break from the pressures of holding the xl community together. But he has returned, to fully accomplish his destiny of being a professional street fighter champion, and to once again command over the xl channel.
Today tolk celebrates his 21st birthday, with day long celebrations in #TolkNet to
acknowledge this truly amazing feat. In honour of his service to the xl community and his
long standing commitment to idling xl he has recieved a present from the lads, with his very
own, one of a kind, t-shirt.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOLK !
[00:10] <@|TolkNet|tolkaNo> duude
[00:10] <@|TolkNet|tolkaNo> i was born in 1986