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Quick Reference
Manager: Brett
Male Model: JinX/gRim
Programming Team: Oksey/wepSpecial/atomic
Tech Support: h34d5h07
Pro-Wrestler: Johnny Jaxon
Male Fashion: hinata
Personal Trainer: JinX
Console Corner: tolk
Clown: rizE
Movie Star: electro
CZ Star: darko
Banter: jth
Team Lawyer: Adam Morrison
Super Cute: Electro
Team Dentist: reaxion
Token Asian: ragnarokEX
BullShit King: Cache

Personal Training
"Training so you can take your myspace pictures to the next level!"
Contact JinX for those tight buns you've always wanted.

Dental
"28/m/bored looking for some teeth to drill"
Contact reaxion to fix those buck teeth the kids teased you about in school.

Recruiting
Interested in joining xl ?
Drop gRim an email with your relevant details @ recruiting@xlayerlegion.com and we'll see what we can do. He is eagerly awaiting your emails, new recruits will be judged on the amount of emails they can send!

Due to Brett not receiving his latest woolworths cheque we are unable to recruit new members at this time, as Brett cannot afford the large salary associated with an xl contract.

IRC
#xl on irc.gamesurge.net
#tolkNet on irc.gamesurge.net

September is over!
And another MIR is on the cards
So here we go

1/9
First day of Sept! Pinch and a punch (or a headshot and a knife). -_-

6/9
#xltrivia closed cause it was gay. Fatbob died

8,9,10/9
These days/nights are a blur. I think gRim was fired or something?

11/9
MASSiVE DAY IN #xl history
1)RIP September 11th people.
2)neerav quits (huge mistake).
3)Brett leaves for Thredbo.(Hektik)
14/9
#xl Welcomes xl.source!!
The latest domination in CS:S!
Members: rize(c) - keiith - beast - dodge - sik - mister
rize wanted to make a source team, d5 leader left d5 for his lan team!
(LMFAO Best decision of his life -Brett)

15/9
Brett gets back from the Snow.
._. emotion comes back -
23:59:30 ›› Quit: |xl|fazE (~johnnyc@124-168-79-203.dyn.iinet.net.au) (Excess Flood)

17/9
gRim has a whinge for being too shit to war.
20:50:55 | @|xl|ato: we're all on vent
20:54:10 | @|xl|jdn: 203.98.89.207:27015
20:54:11 | @|xl|jdn: pw war
21:18:03 | @|xl|gRim: thanks for asking me to war you sacks of shit
21:18:04 | @|xl|gRim: DIE

#Woolworths gets a record 6 idlers! ^_^

18/9
|xl|jdn's dog (Kya) passes away. RIP. :(

21/9
Brett dominates his ITVET preliminary ^_^

22/9
Massive #xl chat about the tv show "Neighbours" (Gaybours).
@|xl|atomic: [18:41:41] [mo`rizE]: man
@|xl|atomic: [18:41:44] [mo`rizE]: i was watching neighbours
@|xl|atomic: [18:41:48] [|xl|atomic]: you fuckhead
This unfortunately triggered the outrage. Thanks atomic & guyzE.

23/9
Oks' birthday! Happy 32nd bro.

25/9
Another Birthday! This time it is:
|xl|hinata (h)!! h0t!
h celebrates his 28th birthday today! All the best bud
--
taufan joins #xl - welcome aboard! (sorry gRim your fired)

26/9
The crowd goes wild when |xl|h joins after his massive birthday hangover.
[QUOTE=#xl]forwod[/QUOTE] RAVE TIME WITH ME (BRETT) and banzai[kt]

28/9
Our website is still not up. I am writing this in notepad.exe hoping the site is up in time for this post.
In other news today:
Some guy who owns some gaming site? Ausforces which is now Xtreme.Gaming or some crap apparently died.
If this is correct, RIP to him and condolences from #xl go to family, friends and all affected.
NEWSFLASH!!!11!!!fivefive!1!!!
As of 7:34PM AEST it was discovered "Steve" wasn't dead. Was a lie made up by some random. Xlayerlegion hopes you randoms burn in hell and eat tolk's bent dick rubbed in shit.

A good ole xlayer legion topic came up tonight. Shit.
This started when I was talking about how elite it was to poo, and when you drop one shit, it hits the water, causing a splash, which then lubricates the other poo to come down.
This technique known as the "Brett" technique whipes (lol get it?) around 10 mins off your toilet time, and leaves you with a clean, fresh asshole.
Fawad, #xl's owner. Had an interesting story about the subject:
Fawad also liked to share his "true" story about his cum incident
@|xl|nofixedaddress: when i was young i was like i wonder what cum tastes like so i like
@|xl|nofixedaddress: lifted my legs above my face n started battin
@|xl|nofixedaddress: n opened my mouth
@|xl|nofixedaddress: n lke batted n batted
@|xl|nofixedaddress: n then when i came i full freaked out
@|xl|nofixedaddress: n moved my face
@|xl|nofixedaddress: n cum landed on my cheek n nekc
@|xl|nofixedaddress: i was like OMFG@Q#$@!#P$OIHGHLKSAGH
@|xl|nofixedaddress: and dry reaching n shit
@|xl|nofixedaddress: stupidest idea ever ._.
@|xl|nofixedaddress: i scrubbed my face so much it nearly blead ._.
... err thanks for that h!

29/9
Pretty slow day in #xl
JinX suddenly went missing, he came back later with this:
@|xl|JinX[TN]: hay
@|xl|JinX[TN]: im back!
@|xl|JinX[TN]: after my gfx card blew up! L!OL

As I write this someone on my MSN is listening to, and i quote
"Kaney Westy-Gold Nigger"
Read the following:
`Brett :] says:
LMFAO whats up with that song? Is it a rip off of gold digger? or what?
RIP BROCKY AND IRWO says:
wot? it's gold digger the album verzion u idioot

Sorry about the lateness, but blame whoever stuffed up the site. ._.

Brett[m]


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